I have an unhealthy obsession with “Toddlers and Tiaras,” however I think the show is completely disgusting and terrible. The mothers on that show are absolutely out of their mind. The show is an embarrassment for society and America. But of course, I watch it in horror (but with a smile), whenever it’s on.
This clip is of a pageant diva, Eden, talking about hairspray. It’s obviously slowed down but it’s absolutely hilarious.
The obnoxious coughing… amazing.
I didn’t watch this entire video until recently. I thought the teddy bear as a Yankee Candle bonus gift was the climax. But let me just say, it’s not. When the kid reviews a hazel nut coffee scented Yankee Candle, he scoots his chair back to reveal his love for coffee. THE KID HAS A DAMN KEURIG coffee maker set up on a little table by his bed. What in the hell? This kid sits around smelling candles and brewing coffee in his room. I want to hang out there.



















