I have an unhealthy obsession with “Toddlers and Tiaras,” however I think the show is completely disgusting and terrible. The mothers on that show are absolutely out of their mind. The show is an embarrassment for society and America. But of course, I watch it in horror (but with a smile), whenever it’s on.
This clip is of a pageant diva, Eden, talking about hairspray. It’s obviously slowed down but it’s absolutely hilarious.
I didn’t watch this entire video until recently. I thought the teddy bear as a Yankee Candle bonus gift was the climax. But let me just say, it’s not. When the kid reviews a hazel nut coffee scented Yankee Candle, he scoots his chair back to reveal his love for coffee. THE KID HAS A DAMN KEURIG coffee maker set up on a little table by his bed. What in the hell? This kid sits around smelling candles and brewing coffee in his room. I want to hang out there.
I suppose it could be worse. He could be prancing around in a neon hat with a raccoon tail hanging from the back (me). Overall, this video has made me question the legitimacy of how we raise our children today. On the other hand, this video makes me smile no matter how ##&!y my day is going.
Let me just conclude by saying that 1) the fact this video is called “Yankee Candle Haul” makes me want to pee pants and 2) Don’t bother looking at his other videos because they are all filmed post puberty and not funny. (more…)
I am clinically obsessed with Chris. No matter how ##&!y I feel, I can always go to her page and smile. Over the past 6 months, my baby has made the ultimate YouTube comeback, with over 100 uploads (she once deleted her account and was almost lost forever). Although Chris is known for her singing talents, she also records some other “feature films.” Here are a few of the best :) (more…)