Today, I saw an infomercial for Forever Lazy - and had it not been in the morning, I would have sworn it was a spoof on Saturday Night Live. Forever Lazy is so ugly and ridiculous that it makes the Snuggie look like high fashion!
Where do I even begin? First of all, this is a major rip-off of the snuggie! Second of all, I am still debating if I want one. They entice you with this amazingly lame commercial about a comfortable “jammy” type suit that you can wear around the house and be completely comfortable and cozy all in one! You can even be lazy enough to not take it off by using its convenient poop flap ..or “zipper lining” as they call it. One for the front and one for the back! Talk about a win-win!
I think my man would just flip over the pretty colors they come in. I can strut my stuff in a cute pink ensemble complete with white zippers for my butt and vag flap. That would surely leave nothing to the imagination, and drive him wild! Nothing like a suit that does zilch for your figure and makes you look like an adult in a onesie! Plus they say you can enjoy down time or party with friends. There is an idea, I am going to throw a Forever Lazy party and invite all my friends over for snacks!
