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I Said “Oh Lord Jesus It’s a Fire!”

“Sweet Brown” explains her horrifying experience with a house fire when she woke up to get a pop. Words cannot explain the non-legitimacy going on in this interview. To make life complete, we’ve included the original video along with two follow-up remixes.

“Well I woke up to go get me a cold pop… but then I thought someone was barbecuing. I said oh lord Jesus it’s a fire….I ran for my life, and then the smoke got me. I got bronchitis. Ain’t nobody got time for that!” WATCH VIDEOS:

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Scandalous & Skewed: Tonetta Dances Sexy.

Warning: may cause insomnia. Tonetta fashions “Don’t hate” while teasing us with “I <3 Unicorns.” Nothing about this is legit!! (more…)

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Cinnamon Challenge. B##&H is Crazy.

My ADD usually kicks in around .7 seconds into watching any YouTube video and I get bored with it. Screw this. However, just watching this woman’s face and hair will be enough to get you to the funny part (about 1 min in) where she DUMPS AN ENTIRE F’ING LADLE into her mouth. The rest is absolutely rotten. Why would you wear a club top and then do the cinnamon challenge? Any remarks? I love this dumb B##&!

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UNNECESSARY VIDEO: “Starships” by CUBBY

Everything about this is creep nation. Watch sex slave, Cubby as he/she works it like a nasty ##&! It’s ridiculous how similar this version is to the original “Starships,” by Nicki Minaj. Watch how nicely Cubby transitions from beach babe to neon freak babe- Honey Boo Boo child. WATCH: (more…)

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VID: Redneck Girls are PISSED & ANGRY!

Redneck internet DRAMA. I’m debating whether or not these people are human. Thank ##&! these “women” have provided video footage to prove their existence and that Cindy does in fact wear a bra. I’m still wondering why the girl making this video has eye witnessed so many deaths of close relatives?

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Maury TRASH: Slutty teen wants a baby STAT

She’s had sex with over 300 men but still isn’t pregnant? Oh that’s right- she probably hasn’t had her period yet. Also, why does she talk like a bitchy Hispanic maid?

“My life dream is to drop out of school & to go on Girls Gone Wild and to have my baby” (more…)

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Tonetta Update: The Feast

Prepare yourself.The Feast” & “Punk with a Gun” are Tonetta’s newest feature videos.

Tonetta’s a wild dudetta songwriter that dances like an untamed sex fox. In addition to her foxy personality, her backdrop selections are usually a skewed selection of faded fabrics. The names of her songs alone make me want to soil. Feedback appreciated.

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WTF Japan: Mind Controlled Wagging Tail

A tail that wags when you’re happy while letting everyone know online. Who the F would wear this? Loose the tail, keep that app. WATCH: (more…)