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Our lil’ raspy voice puppy slut is back!

Lil Kim is back.

HOWEVER, she looks completely messed. She’s not that lil’ kim that used to bounce around like a schizo coked out bitch. She used to have that glossy & flossy cute face & that wild-side slut  girl look..but now she looks like an African American china doll that got face f#$&’d (as shown below in a recent cover from “Kontrol Magazine.”)

As Perez Hilton states:

“What in back-alley botox hell is this mess?!”… “She looks like some sort of paralyzed, mutated swamp donkey!” °

Maybe she got plastic surgery to look like Gaga?

Point being, WTF. Lil’ Kim was so racy, wild, and dominant. Now she’s going through some sort of womanhood crises and only showing her camel toe crotch instead of her nipples & tata. She still better wear pasties to every awards ceremony and only talk about sex in her future rap “hits.”

Quote & Picture source: Perez Hilton.com

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Perez Hilton Jail-Bound?!

Speak of the devil! (or Succubus).. Just a few days ago I mentioned Miley Cyrus in a blog post about the entertainment industry’s sexual obsession with under-agers. Now this happens!

According to a recent news article on PopEater, famous celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton may be facing jail time for posting a picture of 17-year-old Miley Cyrus’ VA-JAY-JAY on his website. [UPDATE- the lucky ##&! got off with nothing but a slap on the wrist and did not go to jail]


Apparently he tweeted an up-skirt shot of Miley sans-panties and thought it would be OK. While some bloggers are arguing that the pics are “fake” and were manipulated to appear like she was showing vaj, that’s not helping Perez Hilton much. Either way, it constitutes as child pornography. And I mean c’mon.. look at that picture of her. You know that ##&! was going commando.

Anyway, it’s cool Perez; I would have taken care of your job while you were willingly picking up all the soap bars in the prison shower.

Just don’t expect child porn from me.

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