Paula Deen’s “Lady Brunch Burger” is a helping of instant diabetes. Egg & bacon on top of a thick burger sandwiched between two glazed donuts? Not ok. What’s even worse than this kitchen abomination: the slowed-down video of her creating the monstrosity. It’s both creepy and hilarious. The zoom-in on her face after she takes a bite is enough in itself to make it worth watching.