There is nothing more innocent and precious than a newborn. There is also nothing more tasteless and vulgar than a dead baby joke. Here are some of my favorite dead baby jokes as well as some obnoxious and tasteless baby pics. If you have one I haven’t mentioned, please share your favorites in the comments! BTW- Did you know that it takes five babies to make just one bottle of baby oil?!
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion?
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?
About 500 calories.