Sex sells, and in today’s world, kids are getting sluttier every year. It all started when “Bop” and “Seventeen” magazine started talking trash romance between preteen Hollywood friendships. Then they told kids how to have the best orgasms of their lives and started posting shirtless pictures of Justin Bieber. Although Miley Cyrus already has the benefit of her Dad being a well known country star, she still thinks “preteen slutty” is the way to go. Here is Miley at her best:
If you’ve ever taken a hit of Salvia, you know that the universe divides, you start drooling a bit, and your body becomes a hot, sweaty mess. Did I mention it is probably more intense than a full blown acid trip? It’s an absolutely insane psychedelic ordeal that only lasts a couple of minutes.
Freshly 18, Miley Cyrus decided to try a hit while someone recorded it. Who the F would let someone video tape that and not know it’s going to be released the next day?! That’s like trying to hide a celeb sex tape. Doesn’t happen. The video was posted this past Friday on tmz.com. Her laugh while she’s “high” is so obnoxious that I really would like to hang out with her.
Since the video, California Assemblyman Anthony Adams is trying to outlaw salvia (it’s already illegal in some states) ..in fear that kids across America will become more f’d up than they already are. Billy Ray, Cyrus’s dad is “sad” about the incident.
Last year, 17-year-old Miley Cyrus decided she couldn’t wait for her 18th birthday (now only 14 days away) to get a tattoo just under her left boob.(PS- there is a sick website just counting down the days till Miley turns 18. WTF?!)
HuffPo has a pic and article of the young pop star showing off her ink last night at the MTV Europe Music Awards in Madrid. She first revealed the tat when she was 16 (underage?) It reads “Just Breathe” and is reportedly a tribute to a friend who died from cystic fibrosis.That friend now forever rests beneath her breast (until the laser).
Alright, so it’s sentimental and stuff.. COOL. But really?? I’m all for tattoos.. as long as they look good. But to me, this one is just trashy. What’s next for this barely nonlegal teen? Do parents still let their kids watch her shit?? I wonder how long it is until she gets the tramp stamp..
Speak of the devil! (or Succubus).. Just a few days ago I mentioned Miley Cyrus in a blog post about the entertainment industry’s sexual obsession with under-agers. Now this happens!
According to a recent news article on PopEater, famous celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton may be facing jail time for posting a picture of 17-year-old Miley Cyrus’ VA-JAY-JAY on his website. [UPDATE- the lucky ##&! got off with nothing but a slap on the wrist and did not go to jail]
Apparently he tweeted an up-skirt shot of Miley sans-panties and thought it would be OK. While some bloggers are arguing that the pics are “fake” and were manipulated to appear like she was showing vaj, that’s not helping Perez Hilton much. Either way, it constitutes as child pornography. And I mean c’mon.. look at that picture of her. You know that ##&! was going commando.
Anyway, it’s cool Perez; I would have taken care of your job while you were willingly picking up all the soap bars in the prison shower.