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Michele Bachmann is a Lesbian

..she just hasn’t been outed.. yet. But my theory is that one day [and hopefully soon] this homo-hating, far-right wingnut will be caught red-handed with a barely 18, female slut-puppy. My reasoning? Bachmann is just like George Rekers, David Dreier, Troy King, etc [the list of anti-gay politicians that turned out to be gay goes on and on and on]. Bachmann is probably just another self-hating, God-fearing homo who puts themselves in a position of power to “redeem” themselves by remaining closeted and oppressing other gays.

So when the inevitable scandal begins and the naughty pics of Michele start to leak, I’m guessing they’re going to look something like this:

I also have the same theory about Michele’s husband, Marcus Bachmann, who calls homosexuals “barbaric” and attempts to cure them at his Christian counseling center. The poor guy prances around like a fairy and is more feminine than Michael Jackson was.. it’s only a matter of time before he’s caught with a rent-boy.

But back to Michele. In all seriousness, whether she’s a closet lez or not, how can we as Americans even consider the idea of allowing someone with such a warped, delusional, and closed mind become our President? This would be a huge step-back not only for the equal rights movement, but for intelligent progress in general. Besides her anti-gay agenda, Bachmann is also completely ignorant of the Constitution and constantly makes Palin-like errors in her nonsensical speeches. Plus, anyone who stills believes homosexuality is a choice, identity disorder, or sexual dysfunction needs to attend more school and less church.

Let me re-word one of your own quotes, Michele. And please, take it to heart:

“If you believe in ultra-conservative, religious ideologies, it’s bondage. It is personal bondage, personal despair and personal enslavement.”
-Levi Erik

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Another YouTube classic from Liam Kyle Sullivan. His alter-ego, shoe-loving Kelly (and her crazy family) is visited by her lesbian aunts. Despite their descriptive song (in Spanish) on how two women stimulate each other.. Kelly only has one thing on her mind.

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