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Kids Reenact “The Hills” & “Jersey Shore”
This is absolutely sick but genius. Having kids reenact two trashy shows is bound to be a success. Hilarious vids:
….”I like…wanna have a baby..”
I think “Snookie” looks just like the real deal. “When I go to the club, I like to dance with my girls and look for juice heads”
The dialog is right on:
“I have a boyfriend” -”So” “OK” (more…)Snooki: “Everybody Google it, because that’s why the water is salty. F’ing whale sperm”
Top Snooki Quotes:
Snooki on global warming: “Every time I go down the seaside, I’m sweating in places I’ve never sweated before.”
“I hate guys, I’m turning lesbian. I swear”
“I think my crotch is sticking out”
“Can you look at me real quick?! WATCH THE ROAD!!!! But do I look hot???”
“It doesn’t come up “Stripper Pole” on my credit card, right? ‘Cause my Dad would be like “what the f*%k?!”
“Every time I get really excited, like if we go to a club, I have to poop my pants. If we go to a party, I have to poop my pants, if I go on a date, like this, with a hot guy, I have to poop my pants”
“Even though we’re tiny bitches, I don’t give a sh!t … I will f*%kin’ attack you like a squirrel monkey”
“I’m not sure what lobsters eat, but I think they eat like insects or something … so I was gonna feed them worms”
“Where are the juice-heads? I don’t see any f*cking guido juice-head, you woke me up for nothing.”
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Snooki Update
It looks like Jersey Shore’s Snooki has resolved everything in court from her July 30th arrest for being annoying.
Although Snooki could have faced up to 90 days in jail, the court let her off pretty easy. According to this E! Online article, all the criminal charges were dropped, but she does have to pay a $500 fine and must complete two days of community service (one of which she was already given credit for completing).
The article also claims that Judge Damian Murray told Snooki she was “acting like a Lindsay Lohan wannabe” and lectured Snooki that she should not be “going through life rude, profane, obnoxious and self-indulgent..”
Smart and true words. But if Snooki stopped being annoying and causing drama.. how would she get a paycheck?
“Pornstar in Training”
Oh, there’s the answer..
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Snooki Finally Arrested, Pleads Not Guilty
Back on July 30th, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, a cast member of the trashy, yet popular, MTV show “Jersey Shore,” was arrested in Seaside Heights, NJ. Yea, the picture makes it look like her outfit was the crime.. but the misdemeanor charges are for disorderly conduct, creating a nuisance on the beach, and here’s the best one.. annoying people.
It’s about time!! I’m surprised this hasn’t happened sooner.. to her or any other cast member.
Earlier that day, the self-proclaimed “guidette” had supposedly been seen taking body shots at a local bar, chugging soda from a beer bong (WTF), and falling over after trying to mount a bicycle. Once she was good and tipsy, she apparently did something to piss off the public and the Seaside Heights police officers that arrested her.
Late last week, on August 18th, Snooki pled not guilty against her charges.. despite the fact that she only faces fines with a total of a couple of hundred dollars if she is conficted. It also doesn’t help that there is this video of the bike incident, which will be strong evidence against her argument.
Instead of going all Lindsay Lohan and turning this into a huge legal fight (as she intends to do).. I say she just pleads guilty and move on. Pay the damn fines! It’s nothing serious and wouldn’t put a dent in her bank account. If you don’t want to be arrested, don’t go around being annoying. Her next court date is set for September 8.
Updates to come.
