Before I begin making fun of Planet Fitness, one of the worst gyms in existence, I must admit that I did once have a membership there [how else would I know it sucks?] But I have since been freed and go to a new gym [with classes!] All of the following pictures are straight from my phone:
1. Pizza Monday
Welcome to Planet Fatness, where on the first Monday night of each month you’re presented with stacks of greasy pizza boxes as soon as you walk in the door. On the first Tuesday morning, it’s bagels. These little “perks” have got to be two of the most hypocritical, counter-productive selling-points of a “health club” that I’ve ever seen. I mean.. seriously?! With free Pizza Monday’s and Bagel Tuesday’s.. you’re more likely to put on an ass than lose it at Planet Fitness. (more…)
..she just hasn’t been outed.. yet. But my theory is that one day [and hopefully soon] this homo-hating, far-right wingnut will be caught red-handed with a barely 18, female slut-puppy. My reasoning? Bachmann is just like George Rekers, David Dreier, Troy King, etc [the list of anti-gay politicians that turned out to be gay goes on and on and on]. Bachmann is probably just another self-hating, God-fearing homo who puts themselves in a position of power to “redeem” themselves by remaining closeted and oppressing other gays.
So when the inevitable scandal begins and the naughty pics of Michele start to leak, I’m guessing they’re going to look something like this:
I also have the same theory about Michele’s husband, Marcus Bachmann, who calls homosexuals “barbaric” and attempts to cure them at his Christian counseling center. The poor guy prances around like a fairy and is more feminine than Michael Jackson was.. it’s only a matter of time before he’s caught with a rent-boy.
But back to Michele. In all seriousness, whether she’s a closet lez or not, how can we as Americans even consider the idea of allowing someone with such a warped, delusional, and closed mind become our President? This would be a huge step-back not only for the equal rights movement, but for intelligent progress in general. Besides her anti-gay agenda, Bachmann is also completely ignorant of the Constitution and constantly makes Palin-like errors in her nonsensical speeches. Plus, anyone who stills believes homosexuality is a choice, identity disorder, or sexual dysfunction needs to attend more school and less church.
Let me re-word one of your own quotes, Michele. And please, take it to heart:
“If you believe in ultra-conservative, religious ideologies, it’s bondage. It is personal bondage, personal despair and personal enslavement.”