Because of the random nature and content of our blog, Dez and I have started noticing some interesting keywords that have directed traffic to our site. The following hilarious, but disturbing, search terms come from reports that show us how people get to ZebraDetox.
Prepare yourself. Most are the result of the sexual content of some of my previous blog posts (which satirize the music/entertainment industry rousing the sexual attention of America with underage teens). These are all real search terms that crazy people from across the world are actually googling.. and then being directed to this blog. All of these keywords have sent soon-disappointed probable pedophiles (propeds) to our site.
Keyword Hits for 2010:
Red marks disgust. Green marks funny. Purple marks uncertainty.
Updated 4/6/11 with new popular keywords:
stripper squirting water
animal sex blog
child taped to wall
is willow smith a lesbian