“Sweet Brown” explains her horrifying experience with a house fire when she woke up to get a pop. Words cannot explain the non-legitimacy going on in this interview. To make life complete, we’ve included the original video along with two follow-up remixes.
“Well I woke up to go get me a cold pop… but then I thought someone was barbecuing. I said oh lord Jesus it’s a fire….I ran for my life, and then the smoke got me. I got bronchitis. Ain’t nobody got time for that!” WATCH VIDEOS:
UPDATE: *New video: Click “continue reading” and watch the last one.
This is 100% unacceptable. A friend posted this BS on facebook and I almost soiled my recently bleached panties. It’s genius but downright creepy on 20 levels. The outfits are absolutely heinous and the backdrop looks like a bed sheet from JonBenét’s room. The piss blonde Marilyn Monroe ensemble [that's what I'm calling it, shown below] is hideous and will now keep me up for days. Especially when the he/she MEOWS at the end. Sick as hell.
The slutty cut up gray outfit with the black booty shorts and bra is honestly pushing it too. This is all so wrong! I love it.
How old is this kid? I’m seriously going to throw up. Enjoy these videos!
Everything about this is creep nation. Watch sex slave, Cubby as he/she works it like a nasty ##&! It’s ridiculous how similar this version is to the original “Starships,” by Nicki Minaj. Watch how nicely Cubby transitions from beach babe to neon freak babe- Honey Boo Boo child. WATCH:(more…)
The following is a non-legitimate definition/picture list of Urban Dictionary phrases along with a rotten Google Image result for each term. This way, you get two forms of stimulating media simultaneously. Find any we missed? Hit us up!
Dudette: A girl dude.
I swear that isn’t a man or a woman. It’s Justin Bieber.
Muffin Top: When a woman wears a pair of tight jeans that makes her flab spill out over the waistband, just like the top of a muffin sits over the edge of the paper case.
Is there anymore room in those jeans? MORE:(more…)
In order to keep adults entertained, Disney likes to throw a bunch of tasteless sexual innuendos into their children’s movies. I find this extremely exciting, as it just goes to show how perverse society is. After all, Disney is probably just a bunch of fat horny gays creating children’s movies. I would apply but I’m not fat and don’t have the patience for pixar animation.