I originally wanted to post a series of excerpts from my Easy Journal that I created back in 98′. Easy Journal apparently no longer exists and I am pissed because it captured the true essense of being born an 80′s child and growing up in the 90′s. HOWEVER, I have plenty of other non-legitimate stuff to post. I was the first kid with a digital camera, first to start an Easy Journal, first to start a MySpace page… the list goes on. I have plenty of dirt. Let’s start with my ICQ profile. I’m just putting this all out there because it is not right.
First off, my interests include: “Boy & Priest,” “Oil Cakes.” & “Ham shoved up my venus hole.” And if that isn’t bad enough, please review the “about me” poem. Did I mention that I wrote tons of grotesque and perverse poems during puberty? Luckily, I still have some saved saved. This one was written in 2001 when I was 15: (more…)