The future youth of America!
The future youth of America!
Trading spouses. Sounds like a lame TV show that would flop after one season.
CMT picks two insanely opposite family’s and switches their wives. The families they pick literally makes you want to throw up.
One family only ate raw meat from animals they slaughtered in their backyard. Another one had the parents, 5 children, and the baby, sleeping in the same room…mattresses scattered across the floor. But they didn’t spend much time at home because during the week they were in their RV being home schooled. Awesome. The show is a complete mess. If you have ever seen it- you know it’s addicting as hell once it starts.
Here is a popular clip from one of the most insane episodes. (more…)
The rundown: Father gave his 18-month-old son cigarettes (Why? That is unknown). The family is filming the smoking baby and smiling.. Indonesia must be a fun country. Also, the girl in the upper left picture looks like she came straight from a club while the father looks like a crack addict.
The baby is now addicted to nicotine.. he crys & gets sick without his cigs. Indonesia child protection put the baby in rehab and now he’s down to 15 cigs/day (from 40).
My question is what has the world come to? This baby can light up another using the end of an extinguishing cig. He’s extremely overweight, lives in a shack, and has a crazy face. Can this bitch even speak?
At least the baby isn’t eating glass… or being microwaved. Always look on the bright side.
This story came out earlier this summer but needed to be referenced on bestfunnyblog.. because following the lives of fat smoking babies is important.
U8a22 wishes you a happy St. Patrick’s day from the Dollar Tree parking lot
El Colacho, Spain- it’s a tradition to dress as the devil and jump over babies. This somehow protects the new-borns from el diablo. It seems like jumping over a baby would be much more scary and risky than prospective evil spirits. But whatever- we support it.
To read more about this “festival” click here
Jezzebel sends picture with subject of email as: “These R MY VRYY BEST FRIENDS,.EVER!!” The email has be pasted below:
These r my best friends i met tonight at ‘club xtc gurl’ (my favvv place 2 dance). I bought them all drinks twice and they took pics w/me. From left, tia Jackson (tia j), MEE!(jezze), Fancy, Clair marie, & Gaylee. They were so cool so we xchanged #’s. well gotta go. they tried to get me to snort something so i left but they were coool!!
Jezzeble sends another club pic saying verbatim in a recent email:
“This is me and the girls out at one of our spots. tam and gia are both sisters and come from the same territory. everyone thinks tam is prettier than gia but the guys who like dyed hair will go for gia. im taken so… I just had a beer…but then we got kicked out cuz i brought in my own kuzzi…and beer..they dont got 24 ounce cans at the club. i dumb..well gia and tam went back in and stayed. it was great night !!!! i liiked my taxi driver!!” XOXx -Jezze
For more on *Jezzeble,* click here
12/14 Palm Beach, FL
This is for real. Not something from an SNL skit. (Another weird news story from MSNBC) A 58 y/o man, Louis Lorensen, attempted to steal 11 packages of meat from a Winn-Dixie… in a motorized shopping cart scooter. As he was “rolling” out at 3mph, a child was blocking his path at the entrance. He yelled for him to move, but the boy was petrified. Lorensen ran over the childs foot and out into the parking lot.
Shortly after, he was cornered in the Winn-Dixie lot while yelling “I ain’t no punk, and I ain’t going down without a fight.”
When he was brought to the police station, he told officers “When you take these cuffs off, I’m going to punch you in the face.” Lorensen is now faced with aggravated battery on a child, larceny, possession of stolen property, and resisting arrest.