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Forever Lazy is Forever Disgusting.
Although this is a huge marketing ploy for the holidays, and as if Snuggies weren’t enough, some jackass comes out with “Forever Lazy.” Forever Lazy is basically a filth infested “live-in” onesie that you don’t even have to take off to ##&!. Take a look at this commercial and you’ll know why the rest of the world thinks Americans are disgusting loosers. As Chelsea Handler recently commented on her show, “that is the perfect outfit to wear when you are being removed from your bedroom by a forklift.” (more…)
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Internet PSA: Everyone Should be Online.
The internet will be our shopping center and workplace. In less than an hour you can visit the Sistine Chapel and find a recipe for cat food cupcakes. EVERYONE SHOULD BE ON THE INTERNET. WATCH: (more…)
Revolt of the Babies
[OPPA!] – Official Polly Press Announcement
We’ve created another creepy ‘n funny music video. The film includes: amazing dance moves by random locals, a drive-through- interview, a boppin’ buffet, and a toilet.. among other things. Some of it was captured on a belligerent Wednesday night out. We set the footage to a hot techno track that was mixed by our very own DJ Dez.
As always, please have a drink (or six) before viewing:
Alabama Firework Outlet – Now That’s Hot!
Happy 4th of July!
Let the fireworks begin! Oh, you don’t have any yet? Well don’t worry.. Bang-Bang and Boom-Boom have you covered! These two sexy ladies in Phenix City, Alabama have got a hot sale as advertised in their low-budget, local commercial:
Crazy Dutch Commercial
This old commercial for Soesman Language Institute is hilarious no matter how many times I see it. I love when I forget about it and the find it again. It’s entitled, “A Day Trip” and shows a Dutch family piling into a car and bobbing their heads along to a non-legitimate English song with crazy lyrics they don’t understand (although the looks on the little kid’s faces reveal that they may know). I can’t believe they actually aired this..
Forever Lazy or Forever Lame?
Today, I saw an infomercial for Forever Lazy - and had it not been in the morning, I would have sworn it was a spoof on Saturday Night Live. Forever Lazy is so ugly and ridiculous that it makes the Snuggie look like high fashion!
Where do I even begin? First of all, this is a major rip-off of the snuggie! Second of all, I am still debating if I want one. They entice you with this amazingly lame commercial about a comfortable “jammy” type suit that you can wear around the house and be completely comfortable and cozy all in one! You can even be lazy enough to not take it off by using its convenient poop flap ..or “zipper lining” as they call it. One for the front and one for the back! Talk about a win-win!
I think my man would just flip over the pretty colors they come in. I can strut my stuff in a cute pink ensemble complete with white zippers for my butt and vag flap. That would surely leave nothing to the imagination, and drive him wild! Nothing like a suit that does zilch for your figure and makes you look like an adult in a onesie! Plus they say you can enjoy down time or party with friends. There is an idea, I am going to throw a Forever Lazy party and invite all my friends over for snacks!
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P&C: Obnoxious T-Shirt Commercial by Penny Jackson
Penny Jackson is a hot mess that likes shiny booty shorts, shiny accessories, and Polly & Crackers Tees. She’s 1/2 dude, 1/2 sex fox, but [he]she’s always a doll. This is clearly a video that’s not worth anyones time…. but did I mention Penny J just might be one of the writers for ZebraDetox?! ;) Enjoy the sex “up skirt” shot.
