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Non-Legitimate “Casual Encounters”

Sub Bottom CD Looking to Meet Men and/or CDs – t4m – 57


Hello, I’m a sub bottom sissy, very feminine when I dress. I wear sexy clothes, make up, wig, and perfume. Completely shaved, curvy body and big round bottom. I’m an older gal and fairly new to being a cd. However, for my age and as a new cd, I look pretty good. I’m in excellent physical condition and work out every day. When you see me you won’t be dissapointed. Please provide a recent face picture and let me know what you’d like to do. I’m looking to meet some hot guys and have some fun

Run Around Sue will massage you

Run Around Sue will massage you:

“A great rub down feels wonderful
Everyone like a good massge
And
You can call
Late Hours Too
Sue will massage you
Just call me instead of texting me
843 xxx xxxx
I am very pretty and tall
Run around
Sue
Massages are $100 an hour
outcall
I come to you only”

Jacked of BestBuy – m4m (Wilmington)
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Hot Keyword Hits. People Disgust Me.

UPDATE:


Because of the random nature and content of our blog, Dez and I have started noticing some interesting keywords that have directed traffic to our site. The following hilarious, but disturbing, search terms come from reports that show us how people get to ZebraDetox.

Prepare yourself. Most are the result of the sexual content of some of my previous blog posts (which satirize the music/entertainment industry rousing the sexual attention of America with underage teens). These are all real search terms that crazy people from across the world are actually googling.. and then being directed to this blog. All of these keywords have sent soon-disappointed probable pedophiles (propeds) to our site.

Keyword Hits for 2010:

Red marks disgust. Green marks funny. Purple marks uncertainty.

Updated 4/6/11 with new popular keywords:

stripper squirting water
squirt pillow
animal sex blog
cumsicle
electric tits
naked family
child taped to wall
funny facials
animaniacs sex
is willow smith a lesbian

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