LOVE her awkward reaction…
LOVE her awkward reaction…
Nothing is creepier than a twisted facial expression on a creepy dolls. They always seem to be staring right at you. Here is a picture list of some of the weirdest dolls with creepy faces.
Anyone remember Anna Nicole? Better yet, Anna Nicole’s cousin SHELLY!? They are so classy and glamorous.
As Anna puts it, “Let me fill you in on the pa-tic-u-lars”
This one’s even better!
“So Shelly, smile for me”
…those bangs got a little crazy didn’t they? Can you believe this is for real?
Graduating from college sucks because you are thrown into the “real world” which is just a fancy word for hell. Working in a cubicle for 40+ hours a week while paying off student loans at $12/hr is a sh#ty way of life. Shoot me in the face. Some people can stand it, but I didn’t sign up to sit in front of a computer, get obese, and obtain diabetes. While at the same time being being controlled by A-holes with low T. I guess it’s time to apply for that stripper job I always see posted on Craigslist. At least they probably don’t drug test…
Right now, with a college degree, you can either get a minimum wage paying job at Burger King… or a minimum wage paying job working 60 hour weeks at a call center. I know, it’s called “getting your foot in the door,” but the work/pay scale is ridiculous and life is worth a little more to me. But wait- even if you wanted that S###y job, you can’t get it anyway. We have outsourced every job in America.
If life really sucks and you’re jobless & ugly, with morals, there is always option C (living at home). I choose option C!
Reasons why being in your Mid 20′s sucks: (more…)
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Seriously? As if anyone has even heard of Boohbah….and this sick son-of-a-b!@# sends us a pic with one. Jezzeble sent us a few more interesting pics in her email labeled- urgent mail: I HAVE BOOHBAH!!!! . More to come.
We were just about to send Lindsay Lohan a cool T-shirt until we heard she might be locked up! There is an arrest warrant out for Lindsay Lohan. She failed to appear in US court because she is in France. Why? Because she can’t find her passport.
As described by the source: “I don’t know if it was stolen or lost, misplaced,” Holley said. “It’s gone.”
That statement translates to: “I was drugged up and wasted. Who the hell knows where that thing went!”
Lohan as a child
Does this surprise anyone? Remember when Lohan was once a mild child on The Parent Trap?
Then 500 things happened & she turned into a crazy lesbian with some strung-out DJ that looks like a man-woman.
Then she released a shitty album, turned super gross, and now LiLo can’t find her passport.
This is why- Polly & Crackers loves Lindsay Lohan.