Ok so this hot mama, Leslie Hall, is some lovable psycho who, during high school, apparently entered a Homecoming Queen contest and for the parade wore a neck brace and a pink gown from Goodwill. This gained her local attention and an apparent desire to go for the gold [pants] in the most unflattering ways possible. This is the gem she’s grown into.
[Please excuse any inaccurate information. I only read Wikipedia because I wanted to confirm my theory that she was a drag queen. Butt.. I was mistaken]
Irregardless! I like this type of crazy! And Polly definitely loves the attitude!
Razzle mah dazzle!
“With these shoulder pads I have the strength to destroy villages, homes, and crops”




















