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Paris Hilton Arrested for Cocaine Possession

08/30 UPDATE: According to this TMZ article: “Paris will be charged with felony possession of a controlled substance — .8 grams of cocaine.” Damn Paris! That’s all you were carrying?!

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Another one to the slammer!!

This past Friday night, sexier-than-Snooki Paris Hilton was arrested in Las Vegas by a motorcycle cop (classy). The police officer was following a black Cadillac Escalade, driven by Hilton’s boyfriend, that apparently had clouds of what he thought was marijuana smoke pouring out of the windows. He pulled the car over based only on the suspicion they were carrying pot.. but found cocaine in Hilton’s purse. (She REALLY needs one of our shirts.)

Paris was taken to the Clark County Detention Center but was released without bail around 2:45 am this Saturday morning. Her boyfriend, Cy Waits, is expected to be released sometime today. Their court dates are yet to be known.

Just this past summer, Paris Hilton was arrested in Port Elizabeth, South Africa, on suspicion of possession of marijuana.. but the case was soon dropped. Back in 2007, she spent 45 days in jail after alcohol-related reckless driving charges. So the news that she was carrying coke should come as a surprise to no one (we’re not talking about Taylor Swift or Miley Cyrus). What’s truly shocking is that she made the amateur mistake of blowing pot smoke out the window like a volcano.

Today’s Lesson: Leave the windows up and hotbox.

Our Apologies, Amy Winehouse

Posted on August 23, 2011 by Kiki Amor Leave a comment

News is circling the net today that the test results of Amy Winehouse’s toxicology test revealed there were NO illegal substance in her system at her time of death.

I would therefore like to issue an apologize to the memory of Amy for presuming that she had over-dosed on coke. ZebraDetox is also sorry for posting awful, yet hilarious, pictures of Amy drunk, stoned, and/or tweaking.. just weeks before she died.

<-- Sorry for that one, too

Perez Hilton Jail-Bound?!

Posted on June 17, 2010 by Kiki Amor 5 Comments

Speak of the devil! (or Succubus).. Just a few days ago I mentioned Miley Cyrus in a blog post about the entertainment industry’s sexual obsession with under-agers. Now this happens!

According to a recent news article on PopEater, famous celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton may be facing jail time for posting a picture of 17-year-old Miley Cyrus’ VA-JAY-JAY on his website. [UPDATE- the lucky ##&! got off with nothing but a slap on the wrist and did not go to jail]

Apparently he tweeted an up-skirt shot of Miley sans-panties and thought it would be OK. While some bloggers are arguing that the pics are “fake” and were manipulated to appear like she was showing vaj, that’s not helping Perez Hilton much. Either way, it constitutes as child pornography. And I mean c’mon.. look at that picture of her. You know that ##&! was going commando.

Anyway, it’s cool Perez; I would have taken care of your job while you were willingly picking up all the soap bars in the prison shower.

Just don’t expect child porn from me.

Bieber Fever Vaccine, plz

Posted on June 14, 2010 by Kiki Amor 14 Comments

Last Updated 09/13/2010

Miley Cyrus, make room. There’s another underage singer capturing the sexual attention of pedo-America.. and perhaps, other celebrities?

Enter Justin Bieber. His well-known story of success centers around him being blessed by R&B musical demi-god Usher Raymond. The place where the two artists met? A parking lot.

I hate for our blog to take the tone of a celeb gossip magazine, buttt a disturbing question has been bothering me: Why the hell was Usher so eager to sing a duet with a prepubescent teenage boy?!?

Seriously. Usher is a successful grown man who is worth millions and could get more ass than a mall Santa. So why did he choose to sign a label with a tween boy that makes lesbians jealous as opposed to a mature adult who has had time to develop their talent?

I was able to find the answer through another question:

What the ##&! is 26-year-old and slightly raunchy Kim Kardashian doing splashing around like a sicko with 16-year-old Bieber?!

I’m talking about the same Bieber who has a mom that supposedly still dictates everything he eats and originally wanted him to be a Christian singer. I’m also referring to the same Kardashian that has posed nude for Playboy and has a “leaked” sex tape. (Justin’s mom should get her priorities straight…)

In the past, Justin Bieb had jokingly (and innocently?) tweeted that Kim was his girlfriend. This caused a controversial uproar from fans and even death threats to Kim. For the record, I personally do not believe that Justin and Kim have or had anything “going on” romantically. However, it is more than creepy that Kim, the eldest in their “friendship,” still jokes about Justin in a sexual manner via twitter even after the public’s original negative reaction.

To dismiss potential rumors, an article from E! Online says that the two were at a photo shoot and confirms it was business, not pleasure. But the pictures of the “friends” creepily seem flirtatious. But is this what the public wants?

Just so my vague and under-developed satirical theme is clear: America is obsessed with taking under-age kids, then glamorizing them, sexin ‘em up, bedazzling them. Why? Because sex sells. Even if it involves a 16-year-old. For example, the rumor that Justin Bieber molested a fan went instantly viral on the web – with people everywhere searching for pictures or videos hoping to catch a glimpse. (Don’t think that this is true? Don’t believe Justin is being used as a sex icon? Just check out this unbelievable post to see the sick Bieber-related keywords that people have been searching for.)

So why are Usher and Kim Kardashian both hanging out with jail-bait? They both want that money!!