Top Snooki Quotes:
Snooki on global warming: “Every time I go down the seaside, I’m sweating in places I’ve never sweated before.”
“I hate guys, I’m turning lesbian. I swear”
“I think my crotch is sticking out”
“Can you look at me real quick?! WATCH THE ROAD!!!! But do I look hot???”
“It doesn’t come up “Stripper Pole” on my credit card, right? ‘Cause my Dad would be like “what the f*%k?!”
“Every time I get really excited, like if we go to a club, I have to poop my pants. If we go to a party, I have to poop my pants, if I go on a date, like this, with a hot guy, I have to poop my pants”
“Even though we’re tiny bitches, I don’t give a sh!t … I will f*%kin’ attack you like a squirrel monkey”
“I’m not sure what lobsters eat, but I think they eat like insects or something … so I was gonna feed them worms”
“Where are the juice-heads? I don’t see any f*cking guido juice-head, you woke me up for nothing.”
