“Sweet Brown” explains her horrifying experience with a house fire when she woke up to get a pop. Words cannot explain the non-legitimacy going on in this interview. To make life complete, we’ve included the original video along with two follow-up remixes.
“Well I woke up to go get me a cold pop… but then I thought someone was barbecuing. I said oh lord Jesus it’s a fire….I ran for my life, and then the smoke got me. I got bronchitis. Ain’t nobody got time for that!” WATCH VIDEOS:
I wrote this post because of an auto tune binge and I also figured Vince Offer (the ShamWoW king and Slap Chop spokesman) needed a tribute. He was arrested back on February 7, 2009 in Miami Beach on a charge of felony battery after an altercation with a 26-year-old prostitute. Vince apparently told the truth.. he struck the hoe when she “bit his tongue and would not let go.” I miss you Vince! I wish you weren’t such a whoring bastard so I could have seen what useless gadgets you could endorse next. Billy Mays is rolling in is grave…
Everything you hear about this whole Charlie Sheen trainwreck / awesome-time sounds like some exaggerated, meme-ified internet joke.
“Tigerblood!” — “I’m a total freakin’ rockstar from Mars!” — “I’m on a drug–called Charlie Sheen!” — “I’m not bipolar, I’m bi-winning!”
These sound like those mispelled captions from funny pictures you see all over the internet. The scariest, really outrageous part about all this lunacy, though, is it’s virtually all verbatim from Charlie Sheen himself. He actually said this stuff. To make it less nauseating–let’s autotune it:
Winning.. Indeed. But let’s see what the children have to say: (more…)