This funny sketch by Funny or Die shows Michele Bachmann, the racist and homophobic female politician who wants to be President, and how she makes it through her a speech while suffering from incapacitating headaches. Her secret? Help from her flaming, yet somehow anti-gay, husband, Marcus Bachmann.. and a lot of drugs. Erin Gibson and Bryan Safi do great impersonations of the controversial & hypocritical political couple.
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..she just hasn’t been outed.. yet. But my theory is that one day [and hopefully soon] this homo-hating, far-right wingnut will be caught red-handed with a barely 18, female slut-puppy. My reasoning? Bachmann is just like George Rekers, David Dreier, Troy King, etc [the list of anti-gay politicians that turned out to be gay goes on and on and on]. Bachmann is probably just another self-hating, God-fearing homo who puts themselves in a position of power to “redeem” themselves by remaining closeted and oppressing other gays.
So when the inevitable scandal begins and the naughty pics of Michele start to leak, I’m guessing they’re going to look something like this:
I also have the same theory about Michele’s husband, Marcus Bachmann, who calls homosexuals “barbaric” and attempts to cure them at his Christian counseling center. The poor guy prances around like a fairy and is more feminine than Michael Jackson was.. it’s only a matter of time before he’s caught with a rent-boy.
But back to Michele. In all seriousness, whether she’s a closet lez or not, how can we as Americans even consider the idea of allowing someone with such a warped, delusional, and closed mind become our President? This would be a huge step-back not only for the equal rights movement, but for intelligent progress in general. Besides her anti-gay agenda, Bachmann is also completely ignorant of the Constitution and constantly makes Palin-like errors in her nonsensical speeches. Plus, anyone who stills believes homosexuality is a choice, identity disorder, or sexual dysfunction needs to attend more school and less church.
Let me re-word one of your own quotes, Michele. And please, take it to heart:
“If you believe in ultra-conservative, religious ideologies, it’s bondage. It is personal bondage, personal despair and personal enslavement.”
There’s been a lot of controversy over a recent cover of Newsweek which featured a very unflattering picture of Michele Bachmann looking as crazy as ever with the caption: “The Queen of Rage.” After the publication came under fire by conservatives for the picture choice, Newsweek editor Tina Brown defended the photo by saying that “Bachmann’s intensity is galvanizing voters in Iowa right now and Newsweek’s cover captures that.” Personally, I love it. If you’re going to act insane, you should at least be portrayed that way.
Political impersonators Erin Gibson and Bryan Safi from Funny or Die are back with another video making fun of Michele and Marcus through a behind-the-scenes look at the Newsweek photo shoot.