Dez grew up on a prairie in Western NY. In 1981, it relocated to the Carolina’s to become a priest, but was thrown out of reverend-hood for violating a minor and taking obscene Polaroids of a cat’s junk. Zebra Detox hired Dez through a state funded program and is currently seeking a replacement.
Duties: Non-legitimate blogger for Zebra Detox, Warehouse clerk @ Polly & Crackers, Zebra tamer (P/T).
Travel’n like a rich b###!