Does Anyone Remember Zima?

Remember kick’n it with a Zima? It had that distinct aftertaste that resembled a combination of throw-up, metal, and wine.  To mask the taste- you could put a jolly rancher in it…and be REALLY cool.  One of my favorite features was the rigid bottle design.  The bottle effortlessly refracted light like a cheap gem necklace from Zales.

According to Wiki, “Zima was literally in a category by itself—an alcoholic beverage that wasn’t beer (at least, not obviously), wasn’t wine, and wasn’t hard alcohol.”

Although Wiki says Zima stopped domestic production in 2008 and is now only available in Japan; I can assure you that it is at my local grocery store! YES IT’S TRUE. I thew a Zima party and one of our staff members (kizzy) threw up (it was his first time vom’ing from alcohol too.  Damn Zima).

The new Zima has a fresh, lime taste.  HOWEVER- that classic, bold, & only Zima after-taste still loiters in your mouth like a preteen looking for ass outside your local convenient store.

Baby & Zima.  COOL!

How would you describe the distinct taste of Zima?  Do you have a fond Zima memory?




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12 Responses to Does Anyone Remember Zima?

  1. nickie says:

    I live in Michigan please bring zima back here.. Love it need it!

  2. Rodney Ranger says:

    I am missing a part of my tooth – thanks to zima

  3. Matt says:

    What state are you loacted in, and which market I would love to get this stuff again.

    • Kiki Amor Levi Erik says:

      We are in North Carolina. Dezzi swears he’s seen it in a grocery store here called “Lowe’s Food” but I have not run into it in years..

  4. zima girl says:

    you can get it at lowe’s food. Zima Citrus! http://www.lowesfoods.com/

  5. Amy says:

    OMG PLEASE tell me where you live.. or actually where is the store near you that carries Zima?? I LOVE that stuff. I hate beer and I really NEED my Zima.
    I’ve looked everywhere I could. I’ve been to every liquor and grocery store in at least 100 mile radius. I’ve contacted 2 different distributors. I even had a friend of mine who lives in Colorado go to the actual Coors facility to see if he could find some Zima there, or at least find out where there still might be some. NOTHING. I’m desperate. Please please tell me how or where I can get a hold of some ZIMA!!
    I’d be indebted to you for life.

  6. alicia wilkerson says:

    please bring zima beer back i live in thomasville al 36784 would love to have it back

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  8. Dezzi says:

    I think it tastes like baby’s breathe

  9. Seth Samo says:

    WTF is ZIMA???

  10. Anonymous says:

    It tastes like poopy pants!

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