UPDATE:
Because of the random nature and content of our blog, Dez and I have started noticing some interesting keywords that have directed traffic to our site. The following hilarious, but disturbing, search terms come from reports that show us how people get to ZebraDetox.
Prepare yourself. Most are the result of the sexual content of some of my previous blog posts (which satirize the music/entertainment industry rousing the sexual attention of America with underage teens). These are all real search terms that crazy people from across the world are actually googling.. and then being directed to this blog. All of these keywords have sent soon-disappointed probable pedophiles (propeds) to our site.
Keyword Hits for 2010:
Red marks disgust. Green marks funny. Purple marks uncertainty.
Updated 4/6/11 with new popular keywords:
stripper squirting water
squirt pillow
animal sex blog
cumsicle
electric tits
naked family
child taped to wall
funny facials
animaniacs sex
is willow smith a lesbian
Justin Bieber:
raping justin bieber would be funny
justin bieber sex tape with usher
would justin bieber mom approve of me to be his girlfriend
justin bieber raped?
usher molests justin bieber
Miley Cyrus:
picture of miley cyrus by perez hilton
miley cyrus nude
miley cyrus vajayjay
miley cyrus vajayjay photo
Random
by the grace of god i am what i am
when i saw a troll boy wearing tight pants
justin bieber penis size
nude old men
17 year old nude
bieber nude
“when i place my legs in a cage of spandex i dance like hell to release the madness”
bieber penis
vintage child porn
10 rules for being real bulgarian funny
mature lesbian
panty pooping
We don’t have any nude pics of Miley Cirus, Justin Bieber, mature lesbians, or vintage child porn but Dezzi can offer you 1 picture regarding a term listed above:
Main Perpetrator Posts:
Category: For Sex Fiends
“Bieber Fever Vaccine, plz”
“Perez Hilton Jail-Bound”
Leslie Hall
Check out the “Incoming Search Terms” below to see what keywords you crazy people searched for to get here! If you’re wondering where “by the grace of god i am what i am” came from, just click here.
Originally posted August 23, 2010.
Legit apparel. Only by P&C.
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of tons of useful information, thanks for providing these statistics.
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And I do have some questions for you if you don’t mind. Could it be only me or does it look like some of the comments look like left by brain dead people? :-P And, if you are writing on other sites, I’d like to follow everything fresh you have to post. Could you list of all of all your community pages like your linkedin profile, Facebook page or twitter feed?
Howdy! Quick question that’s completely off topic. Do you know how to make your site mobile friendly? My weblog looks weird when viewing from my iphone 4. I’m trying to find a template or plugin that might be able to correct this problem. If you have any suggestions, please share. Appreciate it!
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What kind of sick f*ck wants to see children’s cartoons having sex??
And now for my own, real, non-replying comment:
I have one bittersweet string of keywords that keeps bringing people to my site.
Gay Boys Suck Balls.
It happens to the be title of one of my earliest blogposts, and I’ve had the annoying realization all along that there on certain slow days that keyword string has produced all the day’s traffic.
I try to tell myself that those propeds/profags may have discovered me, a bright shining beacon of brilliant gayality, and thus forged me new fans. But then I look at my analytics and see they usually leave within 10seconds. Mother Fucker.
~Palmer
What the hell is with the panty pooping? I’ll be the first to admit that I like porn and all that jazz, but I’ve never even thought about looking up such a disgusting thing! I guess it’s no worse than the old Rotten.com.
Yeah, i have noticed some strange key words too but this is something i couldn`t even imagine :D
but i do wonder what Justin biebers penis size is
agreed. he disgusts me to know end, but it’s still celebrity dick.
Well this is quite the list. I wonder how many people are prejacking before they land on this site. I know I just went limp after seeing the panty deuce. Sick yo
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EVERYTIME I see the last picture a part of my soul dies…Dis.gust.ing
i can smell that stain from here. sic
“when i saw a troll boy wearing tight pants” and “when i place my legs in a cage of spandex i dance like hell to release the madness” are both song lyrics to a Leslie Hall song
i know!!! it’s fucking awesome! I love that song, too. Did we ever…actually…post that one, Levi/Dezzi?
~Palmer