Because of the random nature and content of our blog, Dez and I have started noticing some interesting keywords that have directed traffic to our site. The following hilarious, but disturbing, search terms come from reports that show us how people get to ZebraDetox.
Prepare yourself. Most are the result of the sexual content of some of my previous blog posts (which satirize the music/entertainment industry rousing the sexual attention of America with underage teens). These are all real search terms that crazy people from across the world are actually googling.. and then being directed to this blog. All of these keywords have sent soon-disappointed probable pedophiles (propeds) to our site.
Keyword Hits for 2010:
Red marks disgust. Green marks funny. Purple marks uncertainty.
Updated 4/6/11 with new popular keywords:
stripper squirting water
animal sex blog
child taped to wall
is willow smith a lesbian
raping justin bieber would be funny
justin bieber sex tape with usher
would justin bieber mom approve of me to be his girlfriend
justin bieber raped?
usher molests justin bieber
picture of miley cyrus by perez hilton
miley cyrus nude
miley cyrus vajayjay
miley cyrus vajayjay photo
by the grace of god i am what i am
when i saw a troll boy wearing tight pants
justin bieber penis size
nude old men
17 year old nude
“when i place my legs in a cage of spandex i dance like hell to release the madness”
vintage child porn
10 rules for being real bulgarian funny
We don’t have any nude pics of Miley Cirus, Justin Bieber, mature lesbians, or vintage child porn but Dezzi can offer you 1 picture regarding a term listed above:
Main Perpetrator Posts:
Check out the “Incoming Search Terms” below to see what keywords you crazy people searched for to get here! If you’re wondering where “by the grace of god i am what i am” came from, just click here.
Originally posted August 23, 2010.Legit apparel. Only by P&C.