Michele Bachmann is a Lesbian

..she just hasn’t been outed.. yet. But my theory is that one day [and hopefully soon] this homo-hating, far-right wingnut will be caught red-handed with a barely 18, female slut-puppy. My reasoning? Bachmann is just like George Rekers, David Dreier, Troy King, etc [the list of anti-gay politicians that turned out to be gay goes on and on and on]. Bachmann is probably just another self-hating, God-fearing homo who puts themselves in a position of power to “redeem” themselves by remaining closeted and oppressing other gays.

So when the inevitable scandal begins and the naughty pics of Michele start to leak, I’m guessing they’re going to look something like this:

I also have the same theory about Michele’s husband, Marcus Bachmann, who calls homosexuals “barbaric” and attempts to cure them at his Christian counseling center. The poor guy prances around like a fairy and is more feminine than Michael Jackson was.. it’s only a matter of time before he’s caught with a rent-boy.

But back to Michele. In all seriousness, whether she’s a closet lez or not, how can we as Americans even consider the idea of allowing someone with such a warped, delusional, and closed mind become our President? This would be a huge step-back not only for the equal rights movement, but for intelligent progress in general. Besides her anti-gay agenda, Bachmann is also completely ignorant of the Constitution and constantly makes Palin-like errors in her nonsensical speeches. Plus, anyone who stills believes homosexuality is a choice, identity disorder, or sexual dysfunction needs to attend more school and less church.

Let me re-word one of your own quotes, Michele. And please, take it to heart:

“If you believe in ultra-conservative, religious ideologies, it’s bondage. It is personal bondage, personal despair and personal enslavement.”
-Levi Erik

Some ridiculous anti-gay quotes by Michele Bachmann as listed by The Bachmann Record:

“If you’re involved in the gay and lesbian lifestyle, it’s bondage. It is personal bondage, personal despair and personal enslavement.” — Senator Michele Bachmann, speaking at EdWatch National Education Conference, November 6, 2004.

“Normalization (of gayness) through desensitization. Very effective way to do this with a bunch of second graders, is take a picture of “The Lion King” for instance, and a teacher might say, “Do you know that the music for this movie was written by a gay man?” The message is: I’m better at what I do, because I’m gay.” — Senator Michele Bachmann, speaking at EdWatch National Education Conference, November 6, 2004.

“Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” — Senator Michele Bachmann, speaking at EdWatch National Education Conference, November 6, 2004.

On her March 2004 rally against same-sex marriage: “And I want to tell you, that was probably the most loving, warm-spirited, most beautiful rally that I have ever seen at the Capitol.” — Senator Michele Bachmann, speaking at EdWatch National Education Conference, November 6, 2004.

“And what a bizarre time we’re in, Jan, when a judge will say to little children that you can’t say the pledge of allegiance, but you must learn that homosexuality is normal and you should try it.” — Senator Michele Bachmann, appearing as guest on radio program “Prophetic Views Behind The News”, hosted by Jan Markell, KKMS 980-AM, March 6, 2004.




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9 Responses to Michele Bachmann is a Lesbian

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  2. Los says:

    No she is not lesbian and this is not funny. The moron in the white house is our countries problem combined with the fact that posters here are too young to understand politics which is at its worst today or too mislead to read the Constitution. We are NOT nor will ever be a socialist nation and the first two Articles in the Constitution are written to prevent that from ever happening — If Bachmann is a witch what does that make the heinous, very unattractive hating Mrs Obscumbo who is married to gay-boy illegal alien BH Obscumbo the ineligible pseudo-president? You kids will change your tunes when things “change” where you begin to feel it at home. Right now you are children – with your built in “know” everything already attitudes. The wake up buzzer does go off – I hope soon enough for your sakes.

    • Kiki Amor Levi Erik says:

      Think you’re missing the point of this article. But considering the fact that you called Obama a “gay-boy illegal alien” just makes you out to be a racist, homophobe.. and therefore I wouldn’t expect you to understand. They shouldn’t allow internet in nursing homes.

  3. Solomon says:

    Omg this is hilarious!!!

  4. Dezzi Dezzi says:

    She is a weird and crazy son of a ##&!

  5. Tyler says:

    She’s a cougar. Definitely evil. But still a MILF

  6. Pam says:

    I’m les.. I’d let her hit that

  7. Ron Paul 2012 says:

    lol, nice pix

  8. Anonymous says:

    hahaha i hope that witch sees this

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