Zebra Detox: Funny Video Blog | Crazy Pictures | Weird & Tasteless! http://www.zebradetox.com Zebra Detox is a funny video blog featuring crazy pictures, tasteless videos, & news Fri, 17 May 2013 20:37:54 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.2 I Said “Oh Lord Jesus It’s a Fire!” http://www.zebradetox.com/tasteless/pop_barbacue_house_fire_funny_news_video/ http://www.zebradetox.com/tasteless/pop_barbacue_house_fire_funny_news_video/#comments Fri, 17 May 2013 14:50:15 +0000 Dezzi http://www.zebradetox.com/?p=10779 continue →]]> “Sweet Brown” explains her horrifying experience with a house fire when she woke up to get a pop. Words cannot explain the non-legitimacy going on in this interview. To make life complete, we’ve included the original video along with two follow-up remixes.

“Well I woke up to go get me a cold pop… but then I thought someone was barbecuing. I said oh lord Jesus it’s a fire….I ran for my life, and then the smoke got me. I got bronchitis. Ain’t nobody got time for that!” WATCH VIDEOS:

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]]> http://www.zebradetox.com/tasteless/pop_barbacue_house_fire_funny_news_video/feed/ 0 Tasteless Dead Baby Jokes http://www.zebradetox.com/tasteless/tasteless-dead-baby-jokes/ http://www.zebradetox.com/tasteless/tasteless-dead-baby-jokes/#comments Fri, 03 May 2013 11:20:39 +0000 Dezzi http://www.zebradetox.com/?p=8918 continue →]]> There is nothing more innocent and precious than a newborn. There is also nothing more tasteless and vulgar than a dead baby joke. Here are some of my favorite dead baby jokes as well as some obnoxious and tasteless baby pics. If you have one I haven’t mentioned, please share your favorites in the comments! BTW- Did you know that it takes five babies to make just one bottle of baby oil?!

What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion?
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.

What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?
About 500 calories.

How is a baby like a grape?
They both give a little wine when you squish them.

What is charred black and smells really bad?
A baby chewing on an extension cord.

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender?
Chips

What’s red and sits in a highchair convulsing?
A baby eating razor-blades.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.

What do you do with 4 dead babies and a sheet of glass?
Make a coffee table.

What’s funnier than throwing a dead baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork

What is worse than running a baby over with a car?
Getting it out of the tires.

Why do they boil water when a baby is being born?
So that if its born dead they can make soup.

What’s pink and spits?
A baby in a frying pan.

What is brown and keeps it’s juices in?
A baby in an oven bag.

What is red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
A baby in a microwave.

What’s worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning?
Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.

What’s the difference between a bucket of gravel and a bucket of placenta?
You can’t gargle gravel.

How do you make a dead baby float?
One glass of Root Beer and two scoops of baby.

What is the difference between an orgasm and a pulse?

…I don’t care if a baby has either..

How do you get spray paint out of a baby’s eye?

Acetone

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For more stupid videos and obnoxious pictures, check out ZebraDetox’s “FOR STONERS” blog!

 

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]]> http://www.zebradetox.com/videos/funny_stoner_blog/feed/ 0 Shiteen Coughs Blood & is Immune to AIDS http://www.zebradetox.com/crazy-people/im-shiteen-and-i-always-come-first/ http://www.zebradetox.com/crazy-people/im-shiteen-and-i-always-come-first/#comments Fri, 19 Apr 2013 02:35:51 +0000 Dezzi http://www.zebradetox.com/?p=9703 continue →]]> Shiteen/S#&!head sings about her immunization to AIDs, being bad, defying gravity, and coughing blood. This video starts off semi-funny, goes completely weird, then leaves you wanting more. I’m completely freaked out by this woman, the music, and whoever created this.

I’m especially fond of her dating profile:

About me: Hi im str8, i luv mall shopping, boys

Weight: Unknown

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