I wrote this post because of an auto tune binge and I also figured Vince Offer (the ShamWoW king and Slap Chop spokesman) needed a tribute. He was arrested back on February 7, 2009 in Miami Beach on a charge of felony battery after an altercation with a 26-year-old prostitute. Vince apparently told the truth.. he struck the hoe when she “bit his tongue and would not let go.” I miss you Vince! I wish you weren’t such a whoring bastard so I could have seen what useless gadgets you could endorse next. Billy Mays is rolling in is grave…
