Perez Hilton Jail-Bound?!

Speak of the devil! (or Succubus).. Just a few days ago I mentioned Miley Cyrus in a blog post about the entertainment industry’s sexual obsession with under-agers. Now this happens!

According to a recent news article on PopEater, famous celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton may be facing jail time for posting a picture of 17-year-old Miley Cyrus’ VA-JAY-JAY on his website. [UPDATE- the lucky ##&! got off with nothing but a slap on the wrist and did not go to jail]


Apparently he tweeted an up-skirt shot of Miley sans-panties and thought it would be OK. While some bloggers are arguing that the pics are “fake” and were manipulated to appear like she was showing vaj, that’s not helping Perez Hilton much. Either way, it constitutes as child pornography. And I mean c’mon.. look at that picture of her. You know that ##&! was going commando.

Anyway, it’s cool Perez; I would have taken care of your job while you were willingly picking up all the soap bars in the prison shower.

Just don’t expect child porn from me.




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5 Responses to Perez Hilton Jail-Bound?!

  1. We should be so lucky as to have this clown locked up.

  2. WBC says:

    “Anyway, it’s cool Perez; I would have taken care of your job while you were willingly picking up all the soap bars in the prison shower.”

    That is one of the most epic quotes. Ever.

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  4. Zetta says:

    Miley is a slut but so was I when I was 13

  5. Micah says:

    Miley is a slut

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