Category Archives: Television Clips

Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? Uranus.

This poor ‘Millionaire’ contestant lets out a Freudian slip (yes, I’m implying she’s a lesbian) when verbally thinking through an answer with host Meredith Vieira. I guess the mispronunciation of Uranus will never stop being funny.. at least not when it’s broadcast nation-wide on television and then goes viral on the net. I dunno.. it still feels so elementary school to me. And WTF?! This show is still on TV??

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Forever Lazy or Forever Lame?

Today, I saw an infomercial for Forever Lazy - and had it not been in the morning, I would have sworn it was a spoof on Saturday Night Live. Forever Lazy is so ugly and ridiculous that it makes the Snuggie look like high fashion!

Where do I even begin? First of all, this is a major rip-off of the snuggie! Second of all, I am still debating if I want one. They entice you with this amazingly lame commercial about a comfortable “jammy” type suit that you can wear around the house and be completely comfortable and cozy all in one! You can even be lazy enough to not take it off by using its convenient poop flap ..or “zipper lining” as they call it. One for the front and one for the back! Talk about a win-win!

I think my man would just flip over the pretty colors they come in. I can strut my stuff in a cute pink ensemble complete with white zippers for my butt and vag flap. That would surely leave nothing to the imagination, and drive him wild! Nothing like a suit that does zilch for your figure and makes you look like an adult in a onesie! Plus they say you can enjoy down time or party with friends. There is an idea, I am going to throw a Forever Lazy party and invite all my friends over for snacks!

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Hurricane Irene Streaker During Live Broadcast = Amazing.

First of all, screw anyone who thinks this is an embarrassment and agrees with the weatherman. This is hilarious. I live on the East Coast, and after 9,000 phone calls and txt messages, IM ALIVE. After hearing endless hype for days, the tragic result is that a small amount of households in America are without power for a couple days. What a disaster! Some people live their entire life without power. So in conclusion, I’m glad someone made a mockery of this gay wind storm. The news anchor is appalled and disgusted that people weren’t taking Irene seriously. WELL THEN WHY THE HELL IS HE STANDING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STORM. I honor the naked man who flashed his junk.

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Best of Tosh.0 : Dez’z Select. Detox the Zebra.

I love Tosh.0 and his selection of videos is right on with my taste. Zebra Detox is pretty much a non-legitimate version of Tosh.0 with more nudity and obnoxious pictures. Check these out!:


Cheerleader FAIL!


Overreacting just a bit? (more…)

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This lady blows a mean turkey call…

OK, so it’s a cheap laugh. However, the co-host of San Diego Living is a dirty ##&! because clearly she was just shown how to use the turkey call but once she takes it she immediately puts it up to her mouth and mimics fellatio. Also, by the way she holds it, you know she likes to play with some balls. The slo-mo footage set to the Marvin Gaye song is perfect.

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Bieber & Samberg parody “The Roommate”

Justin Bieber and Andy Samberg starred in an SNL parody commercial of “The Roommate.” Andy is a disgusting creeper who literally goes crazy for his new roommate, Bieber. And like the rest of America, the demented perv seems to want some sex. Or just likes sitting naked with knifes.

I’m so over this disgusting lesbian Bieber being over the news. I’d rather be whipped by Willow Smith’s boy-hair then to watch his 3D movie he’s promoting. It must be because I’m not a twelve-yea-old girl or a sick sex freak- but what has our culture come to?!

But I must admit this video is well done and very funny / creepy:

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If Lady Gaga Wasn’t a Pop Star

HungryBeast, an Australian comedy on ABC, shows us what Lady Gaga’s life might be like if she weren’t famous.

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Betty White on SNL = Genius!

This may be the best thing we’ve seen in a long time!  Betty White talking about her “muffin” on SNL.  This video goes from Mild to WILD after 2 min. This is definitely a must watch.

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