Is this English?
“Well um.. the crops are .. growing very well… and I really believe it can be a California thing.. the businesses downtown need to lower their rent… b/c we can be rich, and cotton, and mining metals, and silkworms and we could make things- CARS. The machine can make it for us.. it’s good because we need the food and stuff.. and we need food…”
Is “Teen Mom” Jenelle Evans strung out on weed? According to her mom she is. However, Jenelle claims that she isn’t… she just “likes to smoke around this time of day.” Jenelle lives in the same town as the Zebra Detox headquarters and also frequents a bar we go to. From personal experience, there is absolutely no doubt in our mind that she is strung out :) We’re trying to gift her a “Mom Says High” tee. Strung Out Video: (more…)
Hilarious clip from a recent Family Feud where Steve Harvey asks the contestants to name “something that gets passed around” for the Top 6 chart.
This old commercial for Soesman Language Institute is hilarious no matter how many times I see it. I love when I forget about it and the find it again. It’s entitled, “A Day Trip” and shows a Dutch family piling into a car and bobbing their heads along to a non-legitimate English song with crazy lyrics they don’t understand (although the looks on the little kid’s faces reveal that they may know). I can’t believe they actually aired this..
Musician and actor Josh Groban recently made a guest appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live to promote his new album. Instead of playing real tracks, the Grammy and Oscar nominated singer-songwriter played a selection of spoof songs using only real Kanye West tweets as the lyrics.
Absolutely hilarious clip from ABC’s late-night show and another reminder of how Kanye West is a douche-bag.
This bioch won an extremely long Wheel of Fortune puzzle after guessing one word! She seems brain dead too. When asked how she knew the phrase, she answered,
“I just looked at it, and um, I don’t know, that’s what came to me immediately. I thought it was “I’ve got a funny feeling” but when “funny” didn’t fit I was a little rattled and “good” came to me and I knew that’s what it was.”
She even knew it before guessing the first letter, “L”
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Ever done an arts and crafts project so exciting that you shriek with glee, start hyperventilating, and eventually orgasm? Alright, maybe not the last part.. but this crazy infomercial lady gets so excited using a painting sponge that if you minimize the screen and just listen to the audio it sounds like she’s having the best sex of her life. I never knew making wiggles could be so exciting, but this woman is completely beside herself with bliss at the thought of it. And since when does the US Army have an Arts & Crafts Department?
SNL did an awesome segment on Miley Cyrus, addressing the bong hit of Salvia she did recently. “So as ya’ll recently heard, I recently had a 5 minute drug problem.”
The anti-drug “commercial” at the end is perfect.
To watch the original video of Miley lighting up, click here
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