Category Archives: Tasteless

Scandalous & Skewed: Tonetta Dances Sexy.

Posted on April 12, 2013 by Dezzi Leave a comment

Warning: may cause insomnia. Tonetta fashions “Don’t hate” while teasing us with “I <3 Unicorns.” Nothing about this is legit!! (more…)

VID: Chris Teaches us How to Fold a Bandana!

Posted on March 28, 2013 by Dezzi 1 Comment

Zebra Detox has always raved about Chris’s ridiculous videos (u8a22 on YouTube). However, this video is especially grand because it captures Chris’s wild and down-to-earth personality. This has quite the introduction and Chris always stays on beat. Thoughts? Watch: (more…)

VID: Maid Walks in on Inappropriate Sucking

Posted on March 26, 2013 by Dezzi Leave a comment

Wait a minute.. was that a man wanking in a cheap women’s costume… while sucking a 37inch dildo? WATCH: (more…)

NOT OK Video: Trailer Fire Insurance

Posted on March 25, 2013 by Dezzi 1 Comment

“…take out as much insurance on that damn thing as you can get- cuz honey if a tornado don’t get it, it will go up in flames” – Betty Butterfield. (more…)

My Skewed Life..

Posted on February 1, 2013 by Dezzi 1 Comment

After reviewing my Facebook pics, I realized how skewed I was. These pics are “as is” and I make no further representation. Captions added to provide zest. Here’s a recent exhibit of “My Skewed Life.”

MORE skewed pics: (more…)

Chris Wishes Us a Happy New Year.

Posted on December 31, 2012 by Dezzi 1 Comment

20 seconds of this would have been more than enough. This song is now forever tainted in my head… but for the better. I tried to pull through the entire video but skipped forward to 2:07. I greatly regret doing that. Although I love Chris, she kind of goes into a diabetic frenzy at 2:07. “Hope everyone has a happy and safe new year.”

Video Highlights:

The awkward family photo in the background
Hand toss at 1:06
Head skeez out at 2:07
Key chain collection hanging from the ceiling
Non-legitimate camera angles and zooming

Anything I missed? Please leave a comment!

STRUNG OUT ON WEED? Teen Mom Jenelle Evans.

Posted on November 29, 2012 by Dezzi 2 Comments

Is “Teen Mom” Jenelle Evans strung out on weed? According to her mom she is. However, Jenelle claims that she isn’t… she just “likes to smoke around this time of day.” Jenelle lives in the same town as the Zebra Detox headquarters and also frequents a bar we go to. From personal experience, there is absolutely no doubt in our mind that she is strung out :) We’re trying to gift her a “Mom Says High” tee. Strung Out Video: (more…)

Maury TRASH: Slutty teen wants a baby STAT

Posted on November 24, 2012 by Dezzi Leave a comment

She’s had sex with over 300 men but still isn’t pregnant? Oh that’s right- she probably hasn’t had her period yet. Also, why does she talk like a bitchy Hispanic maid?