Category Archives: Tasteless
Zebra Detox has always raved about Chris’s ridiculous videos (u8a22 on YouTube). However, this video is especially grand because it captures Chris’s wild and down-to-earth personality. This has quite the introduction and Chris always stays on beat. Thoughts? Watch: (more…)
Wait a minute.. was that a man wanking in a cheap women’s costume… while sucking a 37inch dildo? WATCH: (more…)
“…take out as much insurance on that damn thing as you can get- cuz honey if a tornado don’t get it, it will go up in flames” – Betty Butterfield. (more…)
After reviewing my Facebook pics, I realized how skewed I was. These pics are “as is” and I make no further representation. Captions added to provide zest. Here’s a recent exhibit of “My Skewed Life.”
20 seconds of this would have been more than enough. This song is now forever tainted in my head… but for the better. I tried to pull through the entire video but skipped forward to 2:07. I greatly regret doing that. Although I love Chris, she kind of goes into a diabetic frenzy at 2:07. “Hope everyone has a happy and safe new year.”
- The awkward family photo in the background
- Hand toss at 1:06
- Head skeez out at 2:07
- Key chain collection hanging from the ceiling
- Non-legitimate camera angles and zooming
Anything I missed? Please leave a comment!
Is “Teen Mom” Jenelle Evans strung out on weed? According to her mom she is. However, Jenelle claims that she isn’t… she just “likes to smoke around this time of day.” Jenelle lives in the same town as the Zebra Detox headquarters and also frequents a bar we go to. From personal experience, there is absolutely no doubt in our mind that she is strung out :) We’re trying to gift her a “Mom Says High” tee. Strung Out Video: (more…)
She’s had sex with over 300 men but still isn’t pregnant? Oh that’s right- she probably hasn’t had her period yet. Also, why does she talk like a bitchy Hispanic maid?
“My life dream is to drop out of school & to go on Girls Gone Wild and to have my baby” (more…)