Category Archives: Commercials

VID: Ayds. The Gift that Keeps Giving!

What the ##&! were the makers thinking when they named this product?? (more…)

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Forever Lazy is Forever Disgusting.

Although this is a huge marketing ploy for the holidays, and as if Snuggies weren’t enough, some jackass comes out with “Forever Lazy.” Forever Lazy is basically a filth infested “live-in” onesie that you don’t even have to take off to ##&!. Take a look at this commercial and you’ll know why the rest of the world thinks Americans are disgusting loosers. As Chelsea Handler recently commented on her show, “that is the perfect outfit to wear when you are being removed from your bedroom by a forklift.” (more…)

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Funny Vintage Anti-Marijuana Commercials

Below is a series of funny vintage anti-marijuana commercials from the 50′s through 70′s. They are extremely dramatic, obnoxious, and misleading. One video relates marijuana to a burnt out, crazy eyed custodian. Obviously, we now know that the only thing marijuana does is makes you stupid and fat.

“Hey young America, WE NEED TO TALK:” (more…)

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Internet PSA: Everyone Should be Online.


The internet will be our shopping center and workplace. In less than an hour you can visit the Sistine Chapel and find a recipe for cat food cupcakes. EVERYONE SHOULD BE ON THE INTERNET. WATCH: (more…)

Police Chief says: LEGALIZE POT!

Awesome television ad featuring retired San Jose Police Chief Joseph McNamara. It feels reassuring to see a previous (and intellectual!) member of law enforcement urging Californians to vote YES on Prop 19 this November. Learn more about the propostion at yeson19.com. My fingers are crossed!


“Let’s be honest: The war against marijuana has failed. I know from 35 years in law enforcement. Today, it’s easier for a teenager to buy pot than beer. Proposition 19 will tax and control marijuana just like alcohol. It will generate billions of dollars for local communities, allow police to focus on violent crimes, and put drug cartels out of business. Join me and many others in law enforcement. Vote YES on Proposition 19!”

Alabama Firework Outlet – Now That’s Hot!

Happy 4th of July!

Let the fireworks begin! Oh, you don’t have any yet? Well don’t worry.. Bang-Bang and Boom-Boom have you covered! These two sexy ladies in Phenix City, Alabama have got a hot sale as advertised in their low-budget, local commercial:

Ridiculous Vid: Commercial for Polly & Crackers


Polly & Crackers is a “sister” company of Zebra Detox. We contacted these guys, asking them if they would do a promo video for our tee line. This is what they provided :) How do we get a ride?! WATCH: (more…)

Funny Old School Commercials. Totally Radical.

** Just for the record, smoking up before watching old school videos is always recommended.

Crazy as Hell Doll Commercial.

I don’t know if I’m more freaked out by the doll laughing or the little girls that convulsively spin their heads around. I’m obsessed with creepy dolls and this is totally awesome.

Non-Legitimate Father/Daughter Bonding at McDonald’s

I’m a little confused by this one. I’m not sure if the father and daughter are about to eat McDonalds or F##&!

Funky AM/PM Mini-Mart Commercial

After watching this, I decided to take ecstasy, eat a hot dog, and dance naked in my living room. (more…)

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