Category Archives: MOST SKEWED

Tasteless Dead Baby Jokes

Posted on May 3, 2013 by Dezzi 3 Comments

There is nothing more innocent and precious than a newborn. There is also nothing more tasteless and vulgar than a dead baby joke. Here are some of my favorite dead baby jokes as well as some obnoxious and tasteless baby pics. If you have one I haven’t mentioned, please share your favorites in the comments! BTW- Did you know that it takes five babies to make just one bottle of baby oil?!

What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion?
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.

What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?
About 500 calories.

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Young Asian Boy Dressed In Drag Preforms As Christina Aguilera

Posted on April 18, 2013 by Kiki Amor 4 Comments

Our favorite cross-dressing Asian boy is back! This time he’s dancing and lip syncing to “Express” a fiery love song sung by Christina Aguilera in “Burlesque!” (Check out this kid’s original videos here)

This time whoever is forcing this little guy to make these videos (evil Mom? Sister?) has taken it to the next level. He’s not just dressed as a girl, but he is wearing full make-up, dancing on a chair, wearing hooker fishnets, and has white hand prints across his breasts. Yea, yea.. he’s talented and good at what he does, blah blah. But this is still just weird and freaky ..&&b absolutely hilarious.

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Scandalous & Skewed: Tonetta Dances Sexy.

Posted on April 12, 2013 by Dezzi Leave a comment

Warning: may cause insomnia. Tonetta fashions “Don’t hate” while teasing us with “I <3 Unicorns.” Nothing about this is legit!! (more…)

VID: Chris Teaches us How to Fold a Bandana!

Posted on March 28, 2013 by Dezzi 1 Comment

Zebra Detox has always raved about Chris’s ridiculous videos (u8a22 on YouTube). However, this video is especially grand because it captures Chris’s wild and down-to-earth personality. This has quite the introduction and Chris always stays on beat. Thoughts? Watch: (more…)

Babe25 Discusses Her Squirt

Posted on March 28, 2013 by Kiki Amor 32 Comments

“See the stains? … That’s from me. Squirt’n. And that’s not pee that’s squirt.”

Babe25 is back! (Remember the gap-toothed, self-proclaimed “queen” of Stickam? This time we get an unwanted look into her sex life.. not only does she teach us how to squirt on a squirt pillow- we also get to see the stains, and find out just how far she can squirt. This is real. This crazy girl was recorded while talking to her friends on Stickam. WTF! Disturbingly hilarious. (Thankfully, does not include nudity) (more…)

Crazy Asian Boy Dances like a Sex Fox…

Posted on March 27, 2013 by Dezzi 23 Comments

UPDATE: *New video: Click “continue reading” and watch the last one.

This is 100% unacceptable. A friend posted this BS on facebook and I almost soiled my recently bleached panties. It’s genius but downright creepy on 20 levels. The outfits are absolutely heinous and the backdrop looks like a bed sheet from JonBenét’s room. The piss blonde Marilyn Monroe ensemble [that's what I'm calling it, shown below] is hideous and will now keep me up for days. Especially when the he/she MEOWS at the end. Sick as hell.

The slutty cut up gray outfit with the black booty shorts and bra is honestly pushing it too. This is all so wrong! I love it.

How old is this kid? I’m seriously going to throw up. Enjoy these videos!

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AWKWARD “Jazz” Dance in Outter Space.

Posted on March 27, 2013 by Dezzi 1 Comment

What the hell is this? This video montage is ridiculous but includes some sleek dance moves. The boot/leotard combo while pretending to be Glinda in outer space is pretty genius. Her facial expressions, winking, and hair whipping mixed with the saxophone may keep you up at night so do not watch this if you are stoned…or do. VIDEO:

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NOT OK Video: Trailer Fire Insurance

Posted on March 25, 2013 by Dezzi 1 Comment

“…take out as much insurance on that damn thing as you can get- cuz honey if a tornado don’t get it, it will go up in flames” – Betty Butterfield. (more…)