“Sweet Brown” explains her horrifying experience with a house fire when she woke up to get a pop. Words cannot explain the non-legitimacy going on in this interview. To make life complete, we’ve included the original video along with two follow-up remixes.
“Well I woke up to go get me a cold pop… but then I thought someone was barbecuing. I said oh lord Jesus it’s a fire….I ran for my life, and then the smoke got me. I got bronchitis. Ain’t nobody got time for that!” WATCH VIDEOS:
There is nothing more innocent and precious than a newborn. There is also nothing more tasteless and vulgar than a dead baby joke. Here are some of my favorite dead baby jokes as well as some obnoxious and tasteless baby pics. If you have one I haven’t mentioned, please share your favorites in the comments! BTW- Did you know that it takes five babies to make just one bottle of baby oil?!
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion?
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?
About 500 calories.
Shiteen/S#&!head sings about her immunization to AIDs, being bad, defying gravity, and coughing blood. This video starts off semi-funny, goes completely weird, then leaves you wanting more. I’m completely freaked out by this woman, the music, and whoever created this.
Have you ever typed something into Google Image Search and got back what you were looking for along with a bunch of random/amazing BS? The following is an unnecessary list of pictures that result from the search phrases above each pic.
Well Babe25 is back and this time she’s not singing or just performing some mundane feat for one of her many adoring fans. Instead she’s asking, well begging, well threatening (ok so I’m not exactly sure) ..but one thing is clear: Babe25 wants you to just leave her man alone! Oh, and have a nice day ya’ll! Only in Alabama.. (please take note of the huge Confederate Flag in the background)
This girl just rambles on and on about nothing substantial: “..if you can’t believe this then you don’t need to believe it at all.”
I think my favorite part is at the end. It’s not clear at first but she’s having major trouble shutting off the camera. Just keep waving!
Editor’s Note- I wanted to share a little background info about tosharmy (the poster of this video). Apparently this gap-toothed redneck girl is worshiped like a queen! This in itself is hilarious and was taken directly from their YouTube channel description: (more…)
LOCO Tramp! is an intoxicating game that may be the most ridiculous app you will ever download. Free in iTunes with just a 99 cent upgrade, created by us, ZebraDetox!
LOCO Tramp! involves bouncing non-legitimate “citizens” on a trampoline while creepy music plays. Tilt your phone back and forth to move the trampoline, but don’t let the citizens miss the tramp. Earn quadruple points when you ricochet off a UFO. “TWIRK IT” when the game speeds up.
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Zebra Detox has always raved about Chris’s ridiculous videos (u8a22 on YouTube). However, this video is especially grand because it captures Chris’s wild and down-to-earth personality. This has quite the introduction and Chris always stays on beat. Thoughts? Watch:(more…)