Shiteen/S#&!head sings about her immunization to AIDs, being bad, defying gravity, and coughing blood. This video starts off semi-funny, goes completely weird, then leaves you wanting more. I’m completely freaked out by this woman, the music, and whoever created this.
My ADD usually kicks in around .7 seconds into watching any YouTube video and I get bored with it. Screw this. However, just watching this woman’s face and hair will be enough to get you to the funny part (about 1 min in) where she DUMPS AN ENTIRE F’ING LADLE into her mouth. The rest is absolutely rotten. Why would you wear a club top and then do the cinnamon challenge? Any remarks? I love this dumb B##&!
Zebra Detox has always raved about Chris’s ridiculous videos (u8a22 on YouTube). However, this video is especially grand because it captures Chris’s wild and down-to-earth personality. This has quite the introduction and Chris always stays on beat. Thoughts? Watch: (more…)
I’m in love but really don’t know what to say about this video. It will definitely make you smile. The naked man / horse face / background music combo made this video 100% necessary to post. Oh yah- and the horse-man randomly scanning his crotch.. REALLY?? WATCH VIDEO (more…)
Because of the random nature and content of our blog, Dez and I have started noticing some interesting keywords that have directed traffic to our site. The following hilarious, but disturbing, search terms come from reports that show us how people get to ZebraDetox.
Prepare yourself. Most are the result of the sexual content of some of my previous blog posts (which satirize the music/entertainment industry rousing the sexual attention of America with underage teens). These are all real search terms that crazy people from across the world are actually googling.. and then being directed to this blog. All of these keywords have sent soon-disappointed probable pedophiles (propeds) to our site.
Keyword Hits for 2010:
Red marks disgust. Green marks funny. Purple marks uncertainty.
Updated 4/6/11 with new popular keywords:
stripper squirting water
animal sex blog
child taped to wall
is willow smith a lesbian
Some jackass thought it would be funny to Saran wrap their friends face (or maybe it was a random) in the mall. What the “prankster” didn’t know is that an observer thought he was a bad guy. You’ll just have to watch to see how much this must have sucked!
Lesson learned: don’t be a jackass in the mall. It’s obnoxious and you will get kicked in the face. (more…)
Although this is a huge marketing ploy for the holidays, and as if Snuggies weren’t enough, some jackass comes out with “Forever Lazy.” Forever Lazy is basically a filth infested “live-in” onesie that you don’t even have to take off to ##&!. Take a look at this commercial and you’ll know why the rest of the world thinks Americans are disgusting loosers. As Chelsea Handler recently commented on her show, “that is the perfect outfit to wear when you are being removed from your bedroom by a forklift.” (more…)
Polly & Crackers has some new T-shirts available ..just in time for Spring! Check out our newest “Panda Abduction” tee available in Men’s and Women’s.
New light blue Men’s Logo Tee
Redesigned “Don’t hate cuz you ain’t” on our latest stretchy & soft, light pink Women’s Tee
“You so geisha” is now available on the new Women’s stretchy-style tee
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