20 seconds of this would have been more than enough. This song is now forever tainted in my head… but for the better. I tried to pull through the entire video but skipped forward to 2:07. I greatly regret doing that. Although I love Chris, she kind of goes into a diabetic frenzy at 2:07. “Hope everyone has a happy and safe new year.”
Hey Ladies. It’s Halloween. Lets dress like streetwalkers.
When did that lil bow peep costume go from adorable to absolute whore? Maybe it’s because I’m getting ancient—having already gone through one quarter-life crisis, two Bush presidencies and a handful of dial-up connections… but I swear there was a time when Halloween wasn’t about who could look the sluttiest. Remember when your mom helped you put together a costume? When you began planning that perfect Ninja Turtle in August? That pure joy you felt when you dumped your candy out and realized you would be drenched in sugar for days? (more…)
We received a new e-mail from Jezzeble. Subject: happy halloween!!
“i already got the spooks in me this year!! this time i got dressed up 1 week early in an afghan and said ‘CHEEZE!!’ 4 u. did i spook ya?! lol. anyways i said ‘CHEEZE‘ for the camera and here is the pic. that’s my friend angus. she just got back from a live manger scene rehearsal. i made her say cheeze cuz she looked silly. she has pretty eyes but she always steals my kitty mix and instant coffee. i dont think she knows that i know but itz w/e cuz i sometimes borrow her lipstick. happy halloween soon!!!! wait till u see my real costume!!
bTW- i tried x last week for the first time!! i danced a lot then threw up it was weeird”
Funny video of what it would be like if kids went to trick-or-treat at celebrities’ houses and what candy the celebs would give out. An original video by College Humor. Featuring the Situation, Ke$sha, Tony Hayward, and Lebron James.. among others. Hilarious one-liners that peg the celebs dead-on.
OPRAH: “You get a Butterfinger. You get a Butterfinger. You get a Butterfinger FACTORYYYY!!”
When ink and pen in hands of men
Inscribe your form, bipedal “P”
They draw an altar on which
God has slaughtered all stability
No eyes could ever soak in all the places you anoint
And yet to see you all at once we only need the point
Flirting with infinity, your geometric progeny
That fit inside you oh so tight
With triangles that feel so right
Your ever-constant homily says flaw is discipline
The patron saint of imperfection frees us from our sin
And if our transcendental lift shall find a final floor
Then Man will know the death of God where wonder was before
Yeah, I know this Pi shit backwards and forwards
Check it out
I did three chicks then I pointed at the door
A girl entered in so that made it four
I snapped one time in came another five
Add ‘em all up and that makes nine
The average age 26.5
Now that’s what I call gettin’ some pi
Five of the chicks wore 6-inch heels
Two of the nine squealed like seals
514 was the area code
Quebec, Canada my winter abode
And my 1.3 million dollar chalet
Cool fact: I still don’t know what my favorite line is, but one that gives me endless dorkgasms is the one about triangles “fit inside you oh so tight”. See, Archimedes first determined the value of pi using triangles.
It’s that time of year again! April 20th – a stoner’s favorite holiday. Flowers are blooming, pollen saturates the air, allergies are flaring up- there’s obviously no better time to cloud your lungs with smoke and tar. So pack the bong and roll a J – it’s time to celebrate!
These hilarious videos are College Humor originals and give you an idea of what it might be like to work for the nation’s most popular pothead publication, High Times. I’m not gonna lie.. it looks fun as ##&! If it’s even similar to their real office, I should have used my (almost worthless) English degree in professional writing to work at this magazine. Hell, I would have skipped college altogether- it really doesn’t take a B.A to be a weed tester or to build a tower of chicken nuggets..
These videos are even more appropriate since High Times magazine was mainly responsible for popularizing the term “420″ after an article the creative director wrote on the Waldos in the late ’90s (according to this wiki article)