I was originally interested in Willow Smith’s ridiculous preteen attitude and lez hair. Now that Jada Smith (Will Smith’s wife) has turned into an alien, the tables have turned. What is going on with those eyebrows?
Jada speaking out on human trafficking. Is she strung??
Jada & Willow with loco hair. More pics of Jada looking crazy faced:(more…)
Is “Teen Mom” Jenelle Evans strung out on weed? According to her mom she is. However, Jenelle claims that she isn’t… she just “likes to smoke around this time of day.” Jenelle lives in the same town as the Zebra Detox headquarters and also frequents a bar we go to. From personal experience, there is absolutely no doubt in our mind that she is strung out :) We’re trying to gift her a “Mom Says High” tee. Strung Out Video:(more…)
Just when you thought “Whip My Hair” couldn’t get any worse, Willow Smith comes out with some new BS. First off- why does 21st Century Girl need a 7 min African intro followed by Willow Smith fox trotting in erotic fashions? And since when is Willow Smith a native African 21st Century Girl that’s on “a mission with no restrictions?” I could throw in random quotes to stress how disgusting this song is, but I would be forced to paste in then entire song lyrics. This type of new “21st Century” preteen media should be abolished. Pretty sure watching this in India would be illegal.
This funny sketch by Funny or Die shows Michele Bachmann, the racist and homophobic female politician who wants to be President, and how she makes it through her a speech while suffering from incapacitating headaches. Her secret? Help from her flaming, yet somehow anti-gay, husband, Marcus Bachmann.. and a lot of drugs. Erin Gibson and Bryan Safi do great impersonations of the controversial & hypocritical political couple.
Real housewife, Ramona Singer, is absolutely insane. Although I presumed she was an amphetamine girl after season one of Real Housewives NYC, she appears to have turned into a full blown tweaking meth head. She must down Pino Grigio 24/7 and snort Adderall. Here’s a look at her infamous crazy eyes, as well as a video of her heinous runway walk. What the hell is up with her?
Who the hell runways like this unless you’re a serial killer? (more…)
One of the old school originals by The Lonely Island that premiered on SNL back in early 2009 but it still being quoted on college campuses and in bars across the country. This classic was one of the singles from the group’s first album, Incredibad. I never really liked it as much as the rest of the world seems to.. but it’s about time it was featured on ZebraDetox.