Our favorite cross-dressing Asian boy is back!
This time he’s dancing and lip syncing to “Express
” a fiery love song sung by Christina Aguilera in “Burlesque
!” (Check out this kid’s original videos here
This time whoever is forcing this little guy to make these videos (evil Mom? Sister?) has taken it to the next level. He’s not just dressed as a girl, but he is wearing full make-up, dancing on a chair, wearing hooker fishnets, and has white hand prints across his breasts. Yea, yea.. he’s talented and good at what he does, blah blah. But this is still just weird and freaky ..&&b absolutely hilarious.
“See the stains? … That’s from me. Squirt’n. And that’s not pee that’s squirt.”
Babe25 is back! (Remember the gap-toothed, self-proclaimed “queen” of Stickam? This time we get an unwanted look into her sex life.. not only does she teach us how to squirt on a squirt pillow- we also get to see the stains, and find out just how far she can squirt. This is real. This crazy girl was recorded while talking to her friends on Stickam. WTF! Disturbingly hilarious. (Thankfully, does not include nudity) (more…)
Funny commercial spoof for the new flavors from Cunningham Muffins. Liam Kyle Sullivan, the comedian better known as Kelly, is the sicko behind this funny video. Like Shoes, this was a huge hit a few years ago and was an instant classic.
Delicious examples include: fish, paper-clip, cartoon, Israeli-Palestinian conflict muffins, and asbestos (Caution: may cause mesothelioma). Her face at the ending is creepy as ##&!. WATCH: (more…)
Before I begin making fun of Planet Fitness, one of the worst gyms in existence, I must admit that I did once have a membership there [how else would I know it sucks?] But I have since been freed and go to a new gym [with classes!] All of the following pictures are straight from my phone:
1. Pizza Monday
Welcome to Planet Fatness, where on the first Monday night of each month you’re presented with stacks of greasy pizza boxes as soon as you walk in the door. On the first Tuesday morning, it’s bagels. These little “perks” have got to be two of the most hypocritical, counter-productive selling-points of a “health club” that I’ve ever seen. I mean.. seriously?! With free Pizza Monday’s and Bagel Tuesday’s.. you’re more likely to put on an ass than lose it at Planet Fitness. (more…)
Not only must it suck to have your mugshot taken at all.. but having one made when you’re having a bad hair day? It doesn’t get any more humiliating. Here are some of the best arrest pics I could find of the worst hairdos with more pics of what I think they look like:
This guy is growing a dirty mustache on his forehead. Not only is the look of the “haircut” in general absolutely disgusting- but to (literally) top it all off, his upper ‘stach is looking greasy.
Don’t look it in the eye! This Medusa-inspired hairdo fits the man/woman wearing it perfectly. I would say male- but is that mascara running down the cheek?
The last time I saw this many plastic boobs in one place was the Oscars! Want a sexy blow-up doll for special alone time? For as low as $16, one of these beauties could be yours! And this is where they come from:
Made in China.
Because of the random nature and content of our blog, Dez and I have started noticing some interesting keywords that have directed traffic to our site. The following hilarious, but disturbing, search terms come from reports that show us how people get to ZebraDetox.
Prepare yourself. Most are the result of the sexual content of some of my previous blog posts (which satirize the music/entertainment industry rousing the sexual attention of America with underage teens). These are all real search terms that crazy people from across the world are actually googling.. and then being directed to this blog. All of these keywords have sent soon-disappointed probable pedophiles (propeds) to our site.
Keyword Hits for 2010:
Red marks disgust. Green marks funny. Purple marks uncertainty.
Updated 4/6/11 with new popular keywords:
stripper squirting water
animal sex blog
child taped to wall
is willow smith a lesbian