Well Babe25 is back and this time she’s not singing or just performing some mundane feat for one of her many adoring fans. Instead she’s asking, well begging, well threatening (ok so I’m not exactly sure) ..but one thing is clear: Babe25 wants you to just leave her man alone! Oh, and have a nice day ya’ll! Only in Alabama.. (please take note of the huge Confederate Flag in the background)
This girl just rambles on and on about nothing substantial: “..if you can’t believe this then you don’t need to believe it at all.”
I think my favorite part is at the end. It’s not clear at first but she’s having major trouble shutting off the camera. Just keep waving!
Editor’s Note- I wanted to share a little background info about tosharmy (the poster of this video). Apparently this gap-toothed redneck girl is worshiped like a queen! This in itself is hilarious and was taken directly from their YouTube channel description: (more…)
I wrote this post because of an auto tune binge and I also figured Vince Offer (the ShamWoW king and Slap Chop spokesman) needed a tribute. He was arrested back on February 7, 2009 in Miami Beach on a charge of felony battery after an altercation with a 26-year-old prostitute. Vince apparently told the truth.. he struck the hoe when she “bit his tongue and would not let go.” I miss you Vince! I wish you weren’t such a whoring bastard so I could have seen what useless gadgets you could endorse next. Billy Mays is rolling in is grave…
This old commercial for Soesman Language Institute is hilarious no matter how many times I see it. I love when I forget about it and the find it again. It’s entitled, “A Day Trip” and shows a Dutch family piling into a car and bobbing their heads along to a non-legitimate English song with crazy lyrics they don’t understand (although the looks on the little kid’s faces reveal that they may know). I can’t believe they actually aired this..
I am working on finding a translator but as far as I can tell Daddy Yankee had an illegitimate child (Adriansito) while on tour in Puerto Rico. Much to my surprise (like Willow Smith and Justin Bieber) this kid’s song seems to have a strange effect over people.
After watching the video, I am still unsure if it’s his moving lyrics, the beat, or the amazing backup dancers- however, one thing is certain: Mini Daddy has joined the ranks of this decades child stars.
In my never ending quest to find the the hottest new up-and-coming artists, I came across Turquoise Jeep. Beep Beep… The song is a collaboration between Yung Humma (he’s so smooth and mellow) and Flynt Flossy (who looks exactly like the comedian Charlie Murphy.. the brother of Eddie Murphy who was on Dave Chapelle’s show). Although he could be a younger, rougher Murphy brother we didn’t even know about. I will definitely be bringing you more from this amazing group. All of the songs are pretty good, but “Lemme Shmang it Girl” has a special place in my heart.
OK, so it’s a cheap laugh. However, the co-host of San Diego Living is a dirty ##&! because clearly she was just shown how to use the turkey call but once she takes it she immediately puts it up to her mouth and mimics fellatio. Also, by the way she holds it, you know she likes to play with some balls. The slo-mo footage set to the Marvin Gaye song is perfect.
I recently relocated from North Carolina to South Carolina for the summer and discovered the white trash Wal-Mart Mecca. I met this random guy Bill- he was willing to be interviewed, but sadly declined to be photographed, saying, “I just don’t know you well enough.” However, he did let me take some pictures of his modified Honda Accord. I know a few people are thinking, “This seems more like Pimp My Ride than Cribs.” This is because at first look it just seems like a tricked out Honda, but in actuality it is Bill’s castle.. and he is mighty proud of it. Clearly Bill is a big fan of North Carolina basketball, but unfortunately no one told him it is a faux pas to have both UNC and Duke represented on the same “license plate” ..that is if you can even call that thing a license plate. (more…)