What happened to girls having class? Where are the parents at?? Why are they letting their kids get away with this.. (more…)
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Obnoxious Facebook Pics: My Skewed Life..
King Street, Senior year, Charleston SC. Jock strap/g-string combo stretched up my pancake azz. Taken just before the strap was wedgie ripped across my hole by my drunken friend.
After publishing my most recent FB pics..
Enjoying a glass of wine. This one ended up a shirt.
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Scandalous & Skewed: Tonetta Dances Sexy.
Warning: may cause insomnia. Tonetta fashions “Don’t hate” while teasing us with “I <3 Unicorns.” Nothing about this is legit!! (more…)
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Dutty Wine: Booty Freak Dives Head First
The “Dutty Wine” is a dance move in which you throw yourself into a headstand while gyrating your assets. It’s pretty much an inverted and perverted form of Zumba. I think this B##&! was trying to throw some spice into her half-ass performance. This is the Dutty Wine gone seriously wrong!
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Cinnamon Challenge. B##&H is Crazy.
My ADD usually kicks in around .7 seconds into watching any YouTube video and I get bored with it. Screw this. However, just watching this woman’s face and hair will be enough to get you to the funny part (about 1 min in) where she DUMPS AN ENTIRE F’ING LADLE into her mouth. The rest is absolutely rotten. Why would you wear a club top and then do the cinnamon challenge? Any remarks? I love this dumb B##&!
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Ridiculous iPhone Game by ZD, “LOCO Tramp!”
LOCO Tramp! is an intoxicating game that may be the most ridiculous app you will ever download. Free in iTunes with just a 99 cent upgrade, created by us, ZebraDetox!
LOCO Tramp! involves bouncing non-legitimate “citizens” on a trampoline while creepy music plays. Tilt your phone back and forth to move the trampoline, but don’t let the citizens miss the tramp. Earn quadruple points when you ricochet off a UFO. “TWIRK IT” when the game speeds up.
Get the FULL GAME FEATURES for more destinations, babes, bouncing devices, and creepy music. Upgrade available on main screen for just 99 cents! Download Here!
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VID: Chris Teaches us How to Fold a Bandana!
Zebra Detox has always raved about Chris’s ridiculous videos (u8a22 on YouTube). However, this video is especially grand because it captures Chris’s wild and down-to-earth personality. This has quite the introduction and Chris always stays on beat. Thoughts? Watch: (more…)
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Crazy Asian Boy Dances like a Sex Fox…
UPDATE: *New video: Click “continue reading” and watch the last one.
This is 100% unacceptable. A friend posted this BS on facebook and I almost soiled my recently bleached panties. It’s genius but downright creepy on 20 levels. The outfits are absolutely heinous and the backdrop looks like a bed sheet from JonBenét’s room. The piss blonde Marilyn Monroe ensemble [that's what I'm calling it, shown below] is hideous and will now keep me up for days. Especially when the he/she MEOWS at the end. Sick as hell.
The slutty cut up gray outfit with the black booty shorts and bra is honestly pushing it too. This is all so wrong! I love it.
How old is this kid? I’m seriously going to throw up. Enjoy these videos!
