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I Said “Oh Lord Jesus It’s a Fire!”

“Sweet Brown” explains her horrifying experience with a house fire when she woke up to get a pop. Words cannot explain the non-legitimacy going on in this interview. To make life complete, we’ve included the original video along with two follow-up remixes.

“Well I woke up to go get me a cold pop… but then I thought someone was barbecuing. I said oh lord Jesus it’s a fire….I ran for my life, and then the smoke got me. I got bronchitis. Ain’t nobody got time for that!” WATCH VIDEOS:

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Tasteless Dead Baby Jokes

There is nothing more innocent and precious than a newborn. There is also nothing more tasteless and vulgar than a dead baby joke. Here are some of my favorite dead baby jokes as well as some obnoxious and tasteless baby pics. If you have one I haven’t mentioned, please share your favorites in the comments! BTW- Did you know that it takes five babies to make just one bottle of baby oil?!

What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion?
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.

What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?
About 500 calories.

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CLASSIC VID: Keyboard Cat Plays Keyboard!!

Pretty stupid but groovy if you’re stoned!! (more…)

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Shiteen Coughs Blood & is Immune to AIDS

Shiteen/S#&!head sings about her immunization to AIDs, being bad, defying gravity, and coughing blood. This video starts off semi-funny, goes completely weird, then leaves you wanting more. I’m completely freaked out by this woman, the music, and whoever created this.

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Google Images for Inappropriate Phrases.

Have you ever typed something into Google Image Search and got back what you were looking for along with a bunch of random/amazing BS? The following is an unnecessary list of pictures that result from the search phrases above each pic.

“Gay Spy Cam”

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VID: Woman Wakes up w/ Random Man

HUNTSVILLE, AL [no comment regarding the location].

A man climbed on top of a garbage can in the projects, crawled through a window, and got in bed with a woman. Yes, this story sounds like your everyday casting on the 5′oclock news. But- did I mention the victims are absolutely insane crackheads? I don’t know how the newscasters kept such a straight face. I would have shit pants.

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Panda Sneeze : SO PRECIOUS!!

I could watch this over and over. 13 completely necessary seconds of your life. Panda love.

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Trashy Pictures of Public Indecency!!

Indecent exposure is “the deliberate exposure in public or in view of the general public by a person of a portion or portions of their body, in circumstances where the exposure is contrary to local moral or other standards of appropriate behavior.”

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