“Sweet Brown” explains her horrifying experience with a house fire when she woke up to get a pop. Words cannot explain the non-legitimacy going on in this interview. To make life complete, we’ve included the original video along with two follow-up remixes.
“Well I woke up to go get me a cold pop… but then I thought someone was barbecuing. I said oh lord Jesus it’s a fire….I ran for my life, and then the smoke got me. I got bronchitis. Ain’t nobody got time for that!” WATCH VIDEOS:
There is nothing more innocent and precious than a newborn. There is also nothing more tasteless and vulgar than a dead baby joke. Here are some of my favorite dead baby jokes as well as some obnoxious and tasteless baby pics. If you have one I haven’t mentioned, please share your favorites in the comments! BTW- Did you know that it takes five babies to make just one bottle of baby oil?!
What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion?
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.
What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?
About 500 calories.
Shiteen/S#&!head sings about her immunization to AIDs, being bad, defying gravity, and coughing blood. This video starts off semi-funny, goes completely weird, then leaves you wanting more. I’m completely freaked out by this woman, the music, and whoever created this.
Have you ever typed something into Google Image Search and got back what you were looking for along with a bunch of random/amazing BS? The following is an unnecessary list of pictures that result from the search phrases above each pic.
HUNTSVILLE, AL [no comment regarding the location].
A man climbed on top of a garbage can in the projects, crawled through a window, and got in bed with a woman. Yes, this story sounds like your everyday casting on the 5′oclock news. But- did I mention the victims are absolutely insane crackheads? I don’t know how the newscasters kept such a straight face. I would have shit pants.
I thought this was fake the first time I watched it… (more…)
Indecent exposure is “the deliberate exposure in public or in view of the general public by a person of a portion or portions of their body, in circumstances where the exposure is contrary to local moral or other standards of appropriate behavior.”