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Author Profile: Dezzi Sanchez

Posted on April 14, 2013 by Dezzi 11 Comments

Dez grew up on a prairie in Western NY. In 1981, it relocated to the Carolina’s to become a priest, but was thrown out of reverend-hood for violating a minor and taking obscene Polaroids of a cat’s junk. Zebra Detox hired Dez through a state funded program and is currently seeking a replacement.

Duties: Non-legitimate blogger for Zebra Detox, Warehouse clerk @ Polly & Crackers, Zebra tamer (P/T).

Favorite Articles: Tonetta, Sword Dancing, Obnoxious Toys, Bab25, u8a22, Trailer Insurance, Awkward Metal Band, dead baby jokes

Favorite blog subjects: Inappropriate pictures, Inappropriate videos, Naked families, For Stoners, Crazy people, Zebra taming (applied method), sexual disobedience… anything non-legitimate really.

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Travel’n like a rich b###!

VID: Chris Teaches us How to Fold a Bandana!

Posted on March 28, 2013 by Dezzi 1 Comment

Zebra Detox has always raved about Chris’s ridiculous videos (u8a22 on YouTube). However, this video is especially grand because it captures Chris’s wild and down-to-earth personality. This has quite the introduction and Chris always stays on beat. Thoughts? Watch: (more…)

Holy ##&! This is Crazy. Creepy Video: “The Buzzards” by “u8a22″

Posted on January 19, 2013 by Dezzi 4 Comments

This is an original video of one of our favorite and most sophisticated dudettes, Chris. She is a sweetheart but clearly a meth child. If the fist video doesn’t tickle you enough, some sicko made a remix of the original that goes beyond creepy. To the gay rave teens- you may want to hit it before watching this. This video gets seriously non-legit at 1:17. WATCH: (more…)

Francis Gets Pissed, Opens Presents, & “Dives”

Posted on January 11, 2013 by Dezzi Leave a comment

From what I’ve gathered, Francis is a fringed individual that has a temper when playing War Craft. He also likes to show off his man fat, play with lightsabers, and act silly. Zebra Detox should totally hook him up with Chris! WATCH: (more…)

u8a22 wears ‘Shady Bitch’ and sings Whitney Houston

Posted on November 1, 2012 by Dezzi & Kiki 4 Comments

UPDATE: R.I.P Whitney Houston (Feb. 11, 2012).

Our favorite girl is back- and this time better than ever. u8a22 (You ate a 22 rifle.. or tu-tu??) sings “I want to dance with somebody” by Whitney Houston. She gives us (Polly & Crackers) an awesome shout out and stellar performance while wearing our shirt- “Shady Bitch.“ It has plenty of spice that will get you going with lots of cheap thrills along the way. Bless her dear heart! (more…)

u8a22 Wishes You a Happy St. Patrick’s day + Classic Hit- “Motorcycle Bill”

Posted on October 9, 2012 by Dezzi 7 Comments

U8a22 wishes you a happy St. Patrick’s day from the Dollar Tree parking lot

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WTF is a blog?

Posted on September 19, 2012 by Dezzi Leave a comment

Everyone has heard the term “blog” but a lot of people don’t know what it means. Simply put- A blog is a colossal mess of media that’s organized like an electronic filing system.

In other words, they are a collection of articles, movies, pictures elect, with the newest content showing first (on the homepage). The content is usually categorized to make navigation easier since blogs usually contain a lot of SH## (You can view all of our categories on the side or top of this page). But screw blabbing about blogs- just enjoy the site! We have endless crap for you to click on.

At Zebra Detox- we collect the funniest material on the net and bring it all to one site. Make sure you bookmark us, Facebook us, or subscribe to our RSS because we update everyday!

Chris (u8a22) Doesn’t Just Sing!

Posted on July 17, 2012 by Dezzi Leave a comment

I am clinically obsessed with Chris. No matter how ##&!y I feel, I can always go to her page and smile. Over the past 6 months, my baby has made the ultimate YouTube comeback, with over 100 uploads (she once deleted her account and was almost lost forever). Although Chris is known for her singing talents, she also records some other “feature films.” Here are a few of the best :) (more…)